German Firehose

When a man takes his penis and shoves it in his ass and urinates.

My nephew went to Germany and learned how to pee in his own butt. He said he had “firehole” from too many schnitzels and had to extinguish it by performing the “German Firehose”. Yummy mommy.

by Ronald The Second July 29, 2018

fixed-gear

a road bike with an ingenious anti-theft device: only one gear and usually no brakes.

the best messengers all ride fixed-gear.

by adam November 27, 2003

miss fixer upper

a female who likes to help someone do little duties; female everyone remembers for being so nice

my friend Ali is so nice, she made my day by altering my stylist pen with tape, so it'd stay in it's holder; she's such a miss fixer upper!

fixerfemalehelpnicelikes

by winnipegdude July 13, 2012

Fixer-upper

A total loser of a guy who a girl chooses and then "fixes up" so that he becomes the ideal boyfriend.

"Have you met Katie's new boyfriend? I think he's kind of a loser. Let's hope he's a fixer-upper."

by Maddie S. September 17, 2008

Fixer-upper

A real estate classic. If a home is a total piece of crap, the agent will call it a "fixer-upper".

Not that the agent is lying. You're gonna have to put a load of money into it to make it livable.

"The walls are peeling, there's mold everywhere, water drips where it shouldn't, windows all broken, there's a crazy man living in the basement but don't worry. It's a fixer-upper."

by WHOOOAAAa February 23, 2010

firehosing

wanting anal so rough that it feels like your ass is being hosed down with the force of a fire hose

"last night, I was firehosing Jackie so hard that her shit went back into her small intestine"

by bj69420 February 21, 2019

Firehose

1 n. A length of nylon and vinyl used by firefighters to transmit water from a hydrant to the site of a fire
2 n. A young man in Cincinnati, Ohio whose prowess for drinking is legendary amongst the youth
3 v. To projectile vomit a ridiculous amount

1) Say Sgt. Petaki, hand me that firehose.
2) Firehose just did three cases and a 750 of 151. Jesus tittyfucking Christ
3) The party was going great until Chip firehosed on Lauren.

by PrdgyFrstrtr April 3, 2006