by Twisted Monster February 27, 2021

by goog0logch September 13, 2025

by Connor Bernard June 24, 2018

"Hey Shirley, ... a little five-minute-job.. Before you go tonight, can you check this and drop it on my desk for tomorrow?... Thanks, Shirl, I knew you would!"
by Bronhill August 25, 2021

He thinks his god, he thinks his amazing, he works at B&M and everything's done in 5 minutes. His short, his a idiot and most of all his a loser!
by The secret grafter November 8, 2020

Mother: It's time to get out of bed
Jim: Give me five more minutes
(Mother leaves room, and does not bother Jim for more than five minutes while Jim sleeps)
Jim: Give me five more minutes
(Mother leaves room, and does not bother Jim for more than five minutes while Jim sleeps)
by m.slaty December 2, 2021

Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.
Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”
by MJ cool June 9, 2025
