finland

1. A country in Europe bordering the Baltic Sea and East of Sweden.
2. A testicle piercing

1. Jerry: Paul went to Finland last month!
Mario: Lucky bastard!
2. Jerry: Paul got a Finland last month!
Mario: What was he thinking?

by Jesus_Cat December 28, 2008

Finland

Testicles. Derived from the 2006 Euro that displays a map of participating countries, therefore omitting Norway, leaving Sweden and Finland to look like a "cock n balls" respectively.

Ooh, you got me right in me Finlands.

by prescottspies September 12, 2006

Finland

Despite the average ignorant american calling Finland a Scandinavian country; it is not. It is situated between Scandinavia (Norway, Sweden and Denmark) and Russia. Finnish genetics are *completely* different than that of both Russians and Scandinavians. The language is also completely different from the languages spoken by both aforementioned groups, aside from the 5-6% minority of Swedish speaking hill billies on the west coast and south coast. Finland has been top 10 highest ranked "Standards of Living" in the world numerous times, despite drinking the most alcohol in western Europe and having a very high Suicide rate due in part to Seasonal Affective Disorder.

Finland isn't a part of Scandinavia, dumbass!

by Iso-H April 5, 2011

Finland Fork Fryer

Duct taping a metal fork to your testicles before thrusting your new appendage into the nearest electrical socket. The result is a charred ballsack filled with the liquid remains of your once fertile testes.

Kevin: My girlfriend told me that she finds burn victims attractive
Mark: Really? You should perform the Finland Fork Fryer and slap her in the face with your drooping, incinerated balls.

by Yogi--Bear May 25, 2020

finlandswede

A person who’s born and raised in Finland but has Swedish as their native language.

“Oh she’s from Finland? So she speaks Finnish, then?”

“No, I think she’s a FinlandSwede.”

by Lilia133 June 22, 2020

finland

Not very well known, cold and distant northern country.
The home of Nokia cell phones.

Conan O'Brien visited Finland.

by matey88 February 10, 2007

Finland

An Expression Cried Out After Being Hit In The Head By A Bowling Ball Thrown By DoodleBob

DoodleBob: *Draws A Bowling Ball And Throws It Down The Hole Patrick Is Hiding In, Hits Patrick In The Head*
Spongebob: You Okay Patrick?
Patrick: FINLAND!

by DaFunEMan July 22, 2018