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fainting couch feminism

adj. : Beliefs and practices that coincide with the "Third-Wave" feminist idea that people's feelings and emotions must be treated as delicate and fragile. Common on university campuses in the forms of "trigger warnings" and "safe spaces."
A: I thought the ghost of Martin Luther King Jr. was giving the commencement speech for the university.
B: He was, but since he discusses real equality, a couple white feminists felt he didn't acknowledge the "lived experiences" of black people. They felt this was triggering so they used a hashtag campaign to get him banned.
A: But i though universities were where people went to have the hard conversations, work through them and better society as a result.
B: They use to be, but since fainting couch feminism took over, they're just places young adults go to be coddled like children for $40k a year.
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by cb4mpnw January 20, 2016
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Finding Madeline

This is the term for smoking MDMA, colloquially knows as ecstasy, molly, mandy maddy etc

Derived from the term 'chasing the dragon'

A pleasant an enjoyable experience

Some people will often seek an even greater feeling by doing more, but regardless of how much they do. she will never be found.. just like the dragon wont be caught.
Woaah, I feel great. A little more and i'll be finding Madeline!
by FelixG October 13, 2011
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foot fisting

Verb: fütt fisting
Forcibly inserting one's foot into the anus or vagina of another.
Hey baby I just got a pedicure, now I wanna foot fist you!
Now get ready for the foot fisting of your life!
by Weezerlungs December 2, 2013
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Finding Nemo

The story of a handicapped boy, Nemo, who's mother and siblings were brutally murdered in front of their home.
On his first day of school, he is abducted by a masked man and is held prisoner in a dentist's office.
The story chronicles his father's journey to find him and his attempts at escape...

...as portrayed by animated fish.
Finding Nemo is arguably Disney's most maturely written film.
by SlaveToMemory December 30, 2008
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finding

the act of trying to get with someone and hoping you can peform sexual activities with them. Also known as slaying, fornicating, or procreating.
hank: Damn yo....shauna is finding with that guy over there...is he a midget.

tank: yea i think so...o man the sauce is really gettin to her..

hank: yea I know and I was on boob control today....man...this is where finding goes wrong......
by hank101 January 13, 2010
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Finding the rabbit

A sexual, misandrist action that takes place when kissing. While kissing, the girl sticks her tongue into the boy's mouth, pushing his tongue back towards his throat causing the boy to choke on his own tongue.

The unusual name is derived from Alice in Wonderland. (The crazy girl is following the rabbit down the hole.)
Michael: Dude, how was your night?
John: Dude that girl I was dancing with was finding the rabbit, so I punched her in the throat and sent her home.
by BboyReckless September 25, 2010
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Bulimic Bro Fisting

An act that requires three participants (gender does not matter), and involves one participant either fisting the anus or vagina of the second participant, while a third participant fists the mouth of the second participant. The two (participants 1 and 3) then bump fists inside the organs of the second participant and then pull out allowing the the second participant to then vomit/shit his entrails onto the floor/bed/table/etc..
Anthony was able to convince Shaun and Joey to try bulimic bro fisting, needless to say Anthony didn't come out of that one with a clean carpet.
by Skee Daddy April 15, 2011
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