granny fingers

When you've been in the water for a long time and your fingers get fat and wrinkly like someone's gramma

"Damn, Lester, you've been swimming in the pool so long you've straight up got granny fingers!"

by Lombard South May 17, 2016

jesus fingers

The ability to play a guitar with great skill.

The term takes on a deeper meaning if witnessing an inspiring performance in front of or inside a church or cathedral.

“He Jesus could’ve played guitar better than Hendrix” - Jesus Was Way Cool by King Missile

Ryan Hall just busted out some amazing licks in front of the Cathedral in Santiago. Man that guy has got some Jesus Fingers.

by DC Derailleurs October 6, 2019

9 fingers up

holding up 9 fingers in a photo means you enjoy and are comforted by the presence of partially naked men.

Wow, Finlay has 9 fingers up, he must be in the vicinity of big buff partially naked men, and he's enjoying it.

by FWmonke July 3, 2022

4 fingers up

You are loyal and deep in love w one person

I hold 4 fingers up because i loyal to my girl.

by Ingesss August 4, 2022

CHUD Fingers

Essentially similiar to sausage fingers but for relatively disgusting people making the reference to C.H.U.D. ever so amusing.

That dude can't use an iPOD for business because he has CHUD Fingers.

by chudpuppet May 13, 2009

3 fingers up

you don't need bitches. because Allah SWT said no. muslimah should be 🥇.

*holds 3 fingers up while taking a group picture*

by LaggyMinus May 19, 2022

Fap Fingers

The condition of your hand (or hands) after too much masturbation.
Its a pain in the joints of your 3 middle fingers, Rarely in the thumb or pinky.

Guy: Dude I cant help you move
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy: Because my hand is fucked
Guy 2: What did you do with it?
Guy: WHAT DIDNT I DO WITH IT?!
Guy 2: Fap Fingers?
Guy: Yeah...

by RyaTheNeko December 7, 2010