fap finding mission

The process of selecting the perfect video to fap to when overwhelmed by options. This problem has become increasingly prominent with the advent of porn tube websites.

I spent the better part of an hour on Pornhub last night on an epic fap finding mission.

by The Juggersnort December 20, 2015

IG User Findingyourchill

Some gay ass nigga who be hittin tha blue tip (kinda swag tho)

"yo jake is such a 'IG User Findingyourchill"

by ig user mw3decent February 21, 2019

finding nemo

a horrendus sexual act

first, you go to a pet store and buy some fish eggs. then, while yo woman is sleepin, slip a few into her lil vaj. wait a month, then stick ur dick inside and see what bites

deb: wtf is moving in my pussy?

tim: yo im finding nemo!

deb: wtf

tim:AHHH FUCK I FOUND NEMO

by deluxe vajatajay October 21, 2009

Finding Chuck Norris

You cannot find Chuck Norris, but you may aswell try.

Step 1: Go onto Google.com

Step 2: Type 'Find Chuck Norris'

Step 3: Click on the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button.

Step 4: Run.

Finding Chuck Norris is the cause of a series of health problems.

by Chris Meeeek January 11, 2009

Fondia

The coolest and tightest black man anybody eva seen who has a friend with the initals of TJ, fondia has the biggest penis anybody eva seen, and is da nigga of the century. He also is capable squirting bitches within 2 seconds

man i wish i was a fondia, i would take shit ova with my style, all the girls would lovve me.

by mynameis tocoolforyou September 29, 2011

Finding Nemo

Another was of saying masturbating

I was finding nemo last night.

by Andrew Nelson October 20, 2007

finding nemo

1. the best Pixar movie to date
2. euphemism for smoking marijuna

"yo niggah i was findin nemo last night and this shark ass niggah comed up to me and was tryin to bite on mah shit"

by shark ass niggah July 7, 2003