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Flingomajig

A satisfying feeling when at the beach or pool! It’s like getting tingles in your stomach like a satisfying bath!
While relaxing at the beach: I feel a flingomajig coming!
by Natedawg248 December 29, 2019
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Filigion

Filigion is the world's greatest religion, It accepts everyone; Black, White, Yellow, Brown, Men, maybe women, and sometimes gays.

It was founded when a guy went sicko mode and flipped his dick inside out, forcing a hero to step in and challenge him. This hero's name was Filay, he did something unthinkable, he cranked 90's on the guy. This resulted in the challenger creaming his pants and running out of semen causing him to never show his face again. But rumor has it that one day the guy will come back stronger than before and challenge the hero.
A: Woah dude how did your dick get so big?

B:Oh, I just joined the Filigion
by The Second Penis of Filigion October 26, 2020
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Dome Fling

A relationship consisting entirely of the female performing felatio on the the male. Absolutely no commitment required.
Did you hear about Mike? He's got an awesome dome fling going with that chick from finance class! He gets head every night and doesn't have to do a thing in return!
by ahabthearab November 30, 2010
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fiblings

Two siblings that make love to each other.
Did you hear about jon and javy? They've secretly been having sex... They're ferfin fiblings!
by jeebroo duh hebrew March 22, 2013
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Firing the Surgeon General

<verb> The act of masturbating. To masturbate. {obsolete: named after Minnie Joycelyn Elders (born August 13, 1933), the United States Surgeon General from September 8, 1993 to December 31, 1994, who was forced to resign after remarking that she thought it would be appropriate to teach masturbation as an alternative to engaging in riskier sexual behavior.}
George's girlfriend's been on the rag so he's in the bathroom firing the Surgeon General.
by Android May 2, 2006
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Jimmy Failing

This comedian is totally Jimmy Failing!!! Get off the stage!!
by pFritzo July 10, 2014
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fixing

verb: when someone , most likely from the south, is about to do or complete a task.
Me: When are you going to move your truck?
Truck Driver: I'm fixing to.

I am fixing to fix my stereo.
by David Koresh June 7, 2005
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