Fijian

Fijians - Hospitable but in great need for procrastination gene extraction. The warmth they shower you with when you reach their shores is genuine. They are unrivaled in terms of their smiles but behind this lurks grand-daddies who were still cannibals just 200 years ago so don't push it with them - especially when on a boat. They can be crushingly sweet if you impress them with your manners but watch out for prolonged but gentle shaking: they are pissed off my friend. There is only one thing that paralyses them to the point of non-function: farting out loud in church: they must not be seen 'laughing' in church. Rugby is a national passion, the players are also passionately linked to Tyson's tendency to bite ears. Without any sense of time, to meet them at 2pm, one must suggest a midday meeting time unless you like waiting for two hours and then NOT get an explanation: c'est normal: this is called 'fiji time'. Being former British subjects, their laws are still penal, you can still be charged with sodomy but a crowd favourite/drawer is the smattering of gay shows all year around. Do not ask for directions, there is a national response: over there. Do not be offended by the questions: it is a national obsession. They will speak correct english if they have to otherwise, one needs to listen well to get the general drift of the fij-lish. (Eg provided)

Tourist: Hello
Fijian: Booollllaaaa (Bula=Greetings)
Tourist: Umm where's the Metropole?
Fijian: You from where??
Tourist: Latvia. Umm where's the Met..
Fijian: Whatchu doing here?
Tourist: Oh just visiting but I need to get to ..
Fijian: Your family here?
Tourist: No.
Fijian: Oi ok.
Tourist: Where is the Metro..
Fijian: Oi gang, thing just around the corner, over there.
(Two hours later: Tourist still walking around in circles it seems!)

by Ariela Zibiah January 16, 2010

filibertos

An awesome place to eat with the best burritos and amazing tacos. You want freaking good mexican food? Go to Fili-B's! Place is good, especially when your drunk. The sizes satisfy.... mmm, mmm. mmm. Almost like making love.

Guy: Dude I'm hungry.
Bro: filibertos is 24 hrs and I'm high and wasted.
Guy: let's do it.
Bro: Hell yea, I'll drive.

by Mexican Salsa February 4, 2010

fijian

an indigenous people of Fiji

A Fijian is a native of Fiji

by real fijian June 12, 2014

Fiji Gang

A clique that the less you know of, the better you are off.

“Fiji Gang fucked my girl bruh”

by FG_Santamaria July 8, 2018

Fijuba

A move in the popular game Rocket League in which you jump once tilt your car back than back flip into the ball and it will boost your car forward. It was invented in 2018 and popularized by the popular and best Rocket League player in the world... WISHBONE

Wishbone scored the goal outplaying his opponents by using the fijuba to score a snooker.

by MysticalJuice September 27, 2018

Powerpoint Filibuster

When a student or multiple students ask questions in order to distract the teacher from changing slides. This allows for students to have more time to be able to take notes on the current slide.

Student 1: "This professor is going so quickly through these slides!"
Student 2: "I'm going to put up my hand and attempt a powerpoint filibuster."
Student 1: "Do it. For the students."

by SuperWelcomeMatt April 9, 2013

Technology Budget Filibuster

The business tactic of stalling and forcing technology engineers to provide redundant documentation and plans in the hopes of dragging the project out so it will not have to be funded despite already being approved.

"Could you please provide a more detailed project plan" asked Freddy

"How much more detailed can it get? Are you are not pulling a technology budget filibuster on me?" responded Richard

"You caught me Ralph...they are trying not to fund this project this year even though it was approved" admitted Freddy.

by archyis July 7, 2009