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Higitus figitus

Magic words of power, used to get the attention of tiny elements of matter, before bending them to your will (assuaging them to your intention).

"Higitus - from Higinbottom (sounds very Brittish)
Higitus Figitus Migitus Mum - (like you are declining some Latin)"
-from "Music Magic: The Sherman Brothers" (2001)
"Higitus Figitus Zoomba Kazing
I want your attention, everything!"

"Higitus Figitus Migitus Mum
Presti-digi-toni-um!
We're Packing to Leave.
Come on, Lets Go.
Books are always First, you know."
by BigSimulationNRG April 18, 2020
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classic figgis

A Classic Figgis is where you wake up to your genitals being stuck in the zipper of a sleeping bag.
We went camping last week! Last day, Joe woke to a Classic Figgis and it was epic.
by Fannybuster October 20, 2020
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Sperma faggitits

Sperma faggititis (S. Faggitits) is a gram positive, aerobic bacterial infection/inflammation in the estrogen hormones.

Transmission: via blood splash, heterosexual males can get it through swallowing sperms, it can cause homosexuality in some cases.

Clinical findings:
Cum agar, yellow stain.

Sings and symptoms:
Homosexuality, glowing skin, thick butt.
This poor hetro man i slept with got sperma faggitits recently, i mean he wanted to experience anyways.
Another day what can i say another homo got sperma faggititis again.
by Doctor fageoa January 9, 2022
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doing a fucking fidgits

The need to keep reaffirming you're in a relationship with strnagers on the internet rather than simply having a relationship.
Hi, anyone know the weather for the weekend?

Oh sure - I looked earlier as Mrs me and I wanted to know too. Did I mention we're an item????

You're doing a fucking fidgits, you shit!!
by cakegobbler June 6, 2011
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faggity

A word used to describe the gayest of the gay... the end all be all of gay things.
by Matt K... December 14, 2008
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faggit

The wrong spelling of the word "faggot," mostly spelled wrong by young people who spell it how they pronounce the word, with an "i"
Aaron(who is 10) says: "Man, you are a faggit"
Ben (who is 16) says: It's spelled F-A-G-G-O-T, dumbass.
by Benniee September 13, 2005
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Figging

1) A sexual practice involving the insertion of a prepared "finger" of ginger root into the anus. This practice dates all the way back to the Victorian era.

2) The act of putting a shaved ginger root into the anus. It creates a burning sensation around the sphincter, and a cooling sensation at the same time.
I went to my local dominatrix and while she was tying me up she asked if I liked ass-play. I said, "Of Course!" so she suggested that we try Figging. I said, "Figging?" She explained to me, and I was hooked.
by dweezler November 12, 2010
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