figly

1. a smelly dick with nasty stinky dick cheese
2. a nasty vag that smells like they masterbate with a raw rotten trout

1. yo my dick was so nasty figly yesterday
2. i went down on a bitch who had the worst figly vag last night

by kaalo July 20, 2008

Figgylicious

anything containing a large amount of Figgy.

Last night was totally Figgylicious!

by companioncubelovesme January 23, 2010

Figgy pudding

Inserting a piece of skinned ginger root into an anus or vagina that you just cream pied.

Dude I came in that broad last night then went to the kitchen, peeled ginger, and then jammed it inside. I totally gave her a figgy pudding.

by Hahadebatable September 4, 2015

Figboo

A significant other or main squeeze that is totally a figment of one's imagination. i.e. they are all in your head. Usually a celebrity crush.

Chick 1: Girlfriend, you know that I had to catch that new Keanu Reeves flick!

Chick 2: Dude you watched a Keanu Reeves movie? Oh...I forgot, he's totally your figboo...

Chick 1: Yep Yep! Gotta support my boo...

by lady lynxx March 25, 2009

figgy

the aftermath of inserting your penis in a fig newton pussy,your penis is covered in a waxy substance similar to the inside of a fig newton but its mixed with your semen which makes it look like apple butter.

Evan must of had a sweet tooth last night because he woke up with a figgy.

by tophieCC April 21, 2010

Figgy Newts

a rightious man. Cool person to hang around, knows how to have a good time. The strong silent type - quiet exterior. Very huggable, cute/nice.
nice to cuddle with-spoon?

smart/funny when u get to know him. Great person to get to know, and to talk to. listens well.

by Mahamad December 14, 2003

Figgy

let me get all of this straight everyone. Its short for the last name Figliola. Get it right bitches.

Yo wuddup Figgy

by wtfbsyeah March 16, 2009