FIG

Famous Imaginary Girlfriend. A person of note or celebrity, easily identifiable by others, whom you claim to fancy. An indication of taste and type.

The male version is FIB, Famous Imaginary Boyfriend.

My FIG, Jessica Alba, looked great at the Oscars this year.

FIG by Paris Morgan March 25, 2008

Fig

A squishy snack that german teachers enjoy putting on romantic candle lit tables

Johnny Depp is such a fig

Fig by Mandingo Hunter 3000 July 21, 2018

Fig

When someone is being a complete minge. This person is usually a Latino.

Jake: Hey Daniel you are being a fucking fig right now!

Fig by John Toilet May 20, 2023

fig

Noun. 1. a state of dismal boring abyss. - figtatious, adj.

1. "Fuck I got fig".

2. ...Alastair promptly snapped "I don't like hanging around Adrian that cunt gives me fig."

3. "I can't stand this figtatious job anymore!" Elijah remarked with disgust.

fig by myncs June 17, 2005

FIG

Fat Indian Guy

Damn, that FIG cheated with my girlfriend

FIG by habibi tiny sheep February 12, 2010

Fig

Fig is word back fomr the middle ages. It's used as a short form for people to lazy to say the following words
"Figuero", "Figuyasha", "Figueroa" and "Figith"

Some vairations include;
"Fig","Figgy","Figgy Pop" "Figgy Popo", "Figgy Poop", "Figalicious", "Figajoea", "Spanish", "Figly", "Moldy Fig", "Fugly Fig"
Hey "FIGGY POOP" "shithead"

Fig by Juicy Jumbos June 28, 2005

Fig

An individual who regularly gets "figgity," or fucked up on drugs and alcohol. Plural: Figs.

"Yo man, there are three figs at my crib right now. They're wasted!"

Fig by tres-figs July 12, 2016