fez

Ford Fiesta

used largely by young British drivers

My first car was a MK5 Fez 3-door with the 1.25 Zetec-SE. Cracking motor but rust took it away too early

by 6k2 July 29, 2024

Fez

A condom.

Don't never go and do it without your fez on.

by Mach32 January 18, 2025

Fez Marie Whatley

Co host of Ron Bennington on the ron and fez show.
Fez is in fact, not gay and he has a fiancee in ontario falls canada thank you very much.

Listen to his fezatorials and his "catty moments with fez."
His catchphrase is probably Rude and rude!

by FlyEvolution January 6, 2005

Fez Whatley

One-half of the Surius-XM radio shock jock power-duo "Ron and Fez". Born in Florida to racist parents and living the majority of his life selling shitty cars to inbred panhandlers, Fez AKA; Todd Hilliard, Uncle Todd or Fezzy W., got into radio some time after being beaten over the head with a stick by the notorious "Cane-Pole Gang". Now living in New York City, more specifically Roosevelt Island, or as the locals call it, Retard Island, Fez allegedly spends his spare time vacuuming and dusting his apartment, probably flirting with Chinese food delivery boys, and I'm guessing, practicing wrestling holds on his cat, Scruffy. His favorite food is ant-covered donuts, and his hobbies are; reading comic books, watching WWE, laying out in the sun until half his face is burnt off, vacationing in Florida and playing kick ball with the fellas at Four Winds Mental Health Facility. Fez was also a focal member of the band "The Asexual Monkeys" along side Earl Douglas. The band split up when Fez exposed he in fact, was not asexual, shaming Earl into quitting his job as the lone asexual.

Gay onlooker at the gay pride parade: Who is that steamin' stack of man on the Retard Island float? (as he adjusts his sunglasses down to the tip of his nose as to peer out over the top of the rim)

Gay onlookers strait buddy: Who? Oh, that's Fez Whatley. Built like a brick shit house, but homeboy talks like a girl!

by Justin Bartha February 23, 2009

Fez Monkey

The highest level of being, the highest point of evolution. Only a select few ever make it to this.

The Fez Monkey is infinitely more advanced than the normal homo sapien.

by Shouryu Nanase March 2, 2004

Fez mex

Short for "feral mexican" and refers to guys who use who use trivial reasons or incidences as an excuse to approach girls and attempt to hit on them. The term has its origins from an incident whereby a male didnt read a sign and tried to open a locked door in a mexican restaurant. He then leveraged off his embarrassment by using it as an excuse to go and talk to a table of 3 attractive girls who were clearly unimpressed. Conversation of a fex mex often does not extend beyond the aforementioned trivial incidence or excuse as their only angle is to attempt to be funny and novel.

Noun: That fez mex just tried talking to me again.
Verb: I just got fez mexed when I was having coffee before.

by AnnaLaurel May 21, 2009

fez dangler

a gay male stripper with a pink thong and pink fuzzy dice tied to his penis

"I love this bar! The only one with a fez dangler!"

by arshleigh February 24, 2014