fetcher

1. a generally despicable person

2. a person who receives a lucky break/opportunity that you were hoping for

3. a single member of the notoriously unsuccessful boy-band "The Fetchers" from Wendover, NV

1. "Nate just ratted me out. What a fetcher!"

2. "I can't believe that fetcher got a star-lightning combo on the last track of Bowser's Castle."

3. "I heard the Fetchers broke up. I heard the short fetcher likes gay servicemen."

by Mudskins July 21, 2006

felch monger

A man that sucks the ejaculatory juices out of another man's ass, following a brutal assault in the anus.

Leif, your so naughty, get your felch monging head outta my caboose.

by Hot Carl February 19, 2005

Fench

Fench, an object in Modern Warfare 2 that wow inspiring stupidest commando lunges that you would ever see occur over.
Fench is to be used were fence would normally would be used.

Ex. I'm on the Fench about this subject.

by SgtTaters November 12, 2010

Fetch

Stop trying to make it happen.
It's not going to happen.

"That's so fetch!"
"Shut up, Gretchen. Stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen."

by KamIsTotallyFuckingAwesome May 17, 2011

fetcher

A word used in the Game "MorrowWind"tm by Bethesda Games, and related games, as an insult of the lowest kind.

"That Fetcher would sell his own Mother for the price of the look on her face."

by shogun459 November 27, 2016

Fred Felch

A total ass clown from Topeka, Kansas, who hates gays and holds bizarre, insulting protests at military funerals. He also plans on protesting at the funeral of Billy Graham, who is actually a real evangelist that worships Jesus Christ

The parasitic lawyer slash Baptist preacher, who runs a cult slash hate group consisting almost exclusively of his inbred family members

AkA Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka and webmaster of www.godhatesfags.com, www.godhatesamerica.com, www.godhatessweden.com and a lot of other retarded websites

That fart knocking Fred Felch is at it again with his crazy fucking family pretending they're not gay by attacking gay people and insanely equating them with the military.

If Fred Felch ever shows up at the funeral of anyone that I know, I will punch him out cold.

by Kansas City Fats July 6, 2010

Make Fetch Happen

When someone tries to start a cultural trend that will never catch on.

My cousin always wears purple socks on Wednesday. He hopes that eventually other people will start doing it and he will become famous for creating the trend. Whenever I see him on Wednesday I say, "Jaime, stop trying to make fetch happen."

by Raina Weather August 24, 2008