festival pussy

When a female is at an outdoor music festival for 6+ hours and her vagina turns into a musty, sweaty, swampy mess

Guy 1: Dude Ultra Miami was awesome, I slammed this hot as raver girl
Guy 2: Damn bro! How was she!?
Guy 1: Good, but I had to hold my breathe, she had a bad case of festival pussy.
Guy 2: aw I bet that pussy was gnarly!

by DonkeyDre May 13, 2014

festival girlfriend

When you meet a girl on the first night of a festival and can't get away from her for the rest of it, having a festival relationship.

E.g.meeting on the first night and clinging to eahcother for the rest of the festival hoping for some action. Hence a festival girlfriend. But when the festival ends never speaking again.

Have you seen Josh ?

Nope think hes with his festival girlfriend...

by biscuitbase August 13, 2011

Sun God Festival

An annual festival which happens once a year at University of California - San Diego (UCSD) during which students of the university engage in actual human contact, including talking to each other.

Did you check out Sun God last year? That shit was tight!

by alex December 1, 2003

fecal festival

A shit show; a crazy situation that gets totally out of control. Synonyms include crap carnival, dump display, excrement expo, and poop parade.

Bonus day at Merrill Lynch turned into a real fecal festival when Bob the subprime mortgage trader got a bad number, which made him so mad that he took a dump in the middle of the trading floor and proceeded to throw balls of excrement at his boss.

by Nicholas D January 19, 2008

Download Festival

The best heavy metal festival in the world held every year at Donnington Park in Derby, UK. I has had all the worlds best bands play there, such as Metallica, Tool, Strapping Young Lad, Slayer, Hatebreed and so many more I can't name them all.

The Monsters of Rock Festival is also held at Donnington Park.

Mr X - "Did you see fucking Slayer at Download Festival this year?"

Mr T - "Hell yeah foo'!!"

by Download 07 Man June 8, 2007

East Side Taco Festival

A large taco enthusiasm event that takes place on the east side of San Jose and is, therefore, probably a thinly veiled front for prostitution.

Man, I scored the best taco at the East Side Taco Festival and had a major meat-gasm, if you know what I mean.

by DotV September 8, 2011

jellyfish festival

massive party on the beach of madison, connecticut during labor day weekend that results in heavy drinking and smoking mad trees, often you will witness old men falling out of windows, sightings of shamu, and/or people fighting benches

"Yo, did u go to the jellyfish festival this year?"

"Fuck yea dude but i can't fucking remember"

by bigD567 October 6, 2008