Felon

A person convicited of the most serious category of a crime.

Having ben convicted of Grand Theft, he is now a felon

by George May 13, 2005

felony feet

It's a individual with horrific odors coming from the five toes (phalanges), the five longer bones (metatarsals) and the midfoot. This causes ones socks to be crunchy and stand up on end without any props with an odor that would kill a score of people if used as a biological weapon.

Damn you got some stinky feet Rufus !!!

Rufus has Felony feet!!!

by Acissejdnaleon December 7, 2017

relationship felon

1. A person who repeatedly breaks the rules of engagement when romantically involved (i.e., cheats, lies, steals, beats, etc.).

2. A player who insists on being in a relationship, even though all he/she does is cause pain.

Tammy seems to attract nothing but relationship felons who end up treating her like dirt.

by Lolita Files December 26, 2008

fellow african american

A formal use of my nigga

Barack Obama "hello my Fellow African Americans"

by Slum Shady Dips July 14, 2017

Hello Fellow Human

Something that a robot says.

Thomas: hey man
Mark: Hello fellow humanoid, I would like to feast on a nice human snack. probably thin cut up and deep fried potatoes, Like you humans.
Thomas: when you talk the servos are hearable. are you human?
Mark: Action not recognized.

by a user....yep June 3, 2018

felony card

A felony card is shown by a soccer referee to a soccer player who has broken the rules. A yellow felony card is used to caution a player. A red felony card is given when a major felony is committed, or when a player has accumulated two yellow felony cards.

Thanks buddy for the real nice soccer. Don't want no felony cards. Just kick that soccer ball.

by antix June 12, 2014

matt fenlon

seems like a cool person. really isn't. he may be in advanced math but he ain't that smart. he will literally ruin your life. kinda funny though. but whatever chance you get, kick him in the balls. haha jk don't do that. I might get sued. usually tall, brown hair, and is half Asian half Brazilian.

Me: I hate matt fenlon
person: me too bruh

by llama shit April 6, 2017