Fergie

The fergie is when a girl with a really hairy vagina sits on a guys face with his mouth open and queefs into his mouth.

Bianca did the fergie on Raymond, then he threw up!

by mcnastyAZ March 31, 2009

ferklempt

All worked up, on the verge of a breakdown.

"Oy Gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz."

by JP May 8, 2004

Fergie Time

-Descriptive.

1. Fergie Time -

Any amount of time, in any football (soccer) match, which has been added on, in addition to the added time (injury time) that had already been prescribed at the end of the 90 minutes.

Any amount of time that a match is played after the said amount of added time, is referred to as 'Fergie Time'

(Added time of 3 minutes has been announced, play carries on after 93 minutes, player scores on 95 minutes)

"WHAT THE FUCK! NO!!! ADDED TIME HAS FINISHED! FOR FUCK SAKE, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?!?!?"

"Tut, that's two minutes of Fergie time right there"

by Toast is what I like the most September 22, 2009

Cum Fargle

The act of blowing bubbles of cum out of one's anal cavity by farting, which produces a gargling sound. There must be at least two bubbles of cum fated out to be considered a Cum Fargle.

These two Russian dudes exploded in Jayna Oso's anus.. then she proceeded to cum fargle for like twenty seconds.

by WalkerJ December 16, 2008

fergie

Former singer of the Black Eyed Peas. Atrociously overrated, talentless, full of herself hip-hop star with a proclivity to pee herself on stage while performing. Butt ugly to boot but thought by many to be extremely attractive.

Sadly, also the nickname of a certain British royalty who gets my undying condolences for sharing her nickname with such awful trash.

Typical 18 year old chick: Like OMG girl did you hear Fergie is coming here for a concert?!

Typical 18 year old chick's friend: Like no way sister! Let's pee ourselves, put on 150 pounds of make up and put on trashy urban slutty clothing before we go!

by IhateAkon. May 12, 2007

Fergie

A horrible singer who needs to get off the TV and radio. Once unrinated herself on stage.

Fergie: Uh-oh. I dids it agains.

by Someone who wants rap off radio and video February 20, 2007

Fegley

A slang term for the act of firmly squeezing your butt cheeks together to prevent bowel release, to the point that you cannot hold back anymore and you discharge fecal matter into your pants. The result is often associated with a carrot-like scent.

Aww dude, if I don't get to the bathroom quick, I'm totally gonna fegley myself.

by Beans2000 February 23, 2011