Baby Fondler

An extremely sick pedophile who likes the REALLY young ones.

Tim: Can I play with your baby?

Joe: Depends what you mean. You a baby fondler?

by Ekaven May 12, 2010

Illinois Toddler Fondle

An illinois toddler fondle is when you are having sex with a pregnant girl while getting a handjob from the unborn child.

"I didnt know she was pregnant until I felt the good ol' Illinois Toddler Fondle"

by nolawalking February 24, 2009

fender guitar

A great guitar company. Have been making guitars since the 40's. Have been used by musician's such as Kurt Cobain, Eric Clapton, Jimmi Hendrix and many others. They are well know for qaulity guitars made in the U.S.A. that will last years. They come up with beutiful guitar designs and sound great.

Stratocaster, Jaguar, and Mustang are all guitars made by Fender. Fender Guitar's are great.

by Rusty Shakelfurd August 20, 2006

fondle stripe

Any inexplicable marking on an article of clothing that ultimately exists for the sole purpose of causing people to touch the person wearing the clothing item.

"What's that on Josh's shirt? It looks like a piece of tape."

(touch)

"Oh, I guess it's just a fondle stripe."

by AynRandsTeddyBear January 15, 2006

Toe-Butt Fondle

To fondle one's ass with another one's toes by surprise, this is done through a lawn chair thus catching the person off guard.

Guy 1- "Dude, he's not looking. I could so Toe-Butt fondle him."

Guy 2- "DO IT!"

*Fondles*

Victim- "Damn it! Quit Toe-Butt Fondling me!"

by RagTags December 26, 2010

Fender

Guitar company that creates guitars with a noun prefix attached to a verb.

That StratoSonic is cool!

by Flibby August 28, 2003

fondle

touch/cuddle/stroke/played/handled/pet/caress with affection and sexual intentions

-They fondled each other all night long
-Fondle me!

by Superific Sheepie June 7, 2005