Fergergof

to masturbate, to perform sexual acts with one's self... usually involves a cucumber or a well lubricated pet gerbil...

"Hey mom, do you fergergof often"

by tythan June 26, 2006

fegger

Fuck + Bugger = Fegger. Sounds like something Father Ted might say.

"Hey, you're wrong! The Earth does go around the sun!"
"Aaah, fegger.

by BANANABREADMUFFIN December 8, 2004

femgirl

A feminine girl.

Like a femboy, but a girl as opposed to a boy. Or like a tomboy, but feminine as opposed to masculine, if you’d rather go that route.

My Catholic school makes all the girls dress like femgirls…

by Hogtrude Parker December 10, 2021

Ferger

Someone who looks like they’re high on life but look reasonable and they know how to pass the boof. Ferger

“Jerry you looking like a ferger today”

“ kitty girl how how are you so ferger looking today?”

by Smurfxdoodle January 20, 2019

femergency

a feminine emergency, often related to the vagina and its excretions.

boss: where have you been? your break was only thirty minutes but you've been gone for an hour!
employee: sorry...had to run to the store, i had a femergency.

by i invented shizam September 15, 2010

Femferring

When women (or weak minded men) use their own incorrect inferencing to win an argument.

Man: I just ate a great English breakfast with egg, sausage and bacon!
Femferrer: ... so, you hate vegetarianism then???
Man: no... I just enjoyed my breakfast. Stop femferring!

by Chromeknifeparty January 25, 2018

femgendering

The act of a woman raising sex/gender whilst in a debate or discussion with a man in order to avoid or shut down the conversation.

see also femsplaining, femskirting, femdodging

We were discussing capitalism and I pointed out some of its advantages when she told me I was mansplaining. It's tough to have a conversation with a feminist these days without them femgendering everything.

by Taterunner May 11, 2018