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fedorable

a place you'd like to insert your finger.
Robert was down fiddling around with Marisa's v-jamma but was distracted by that fedorable balloon knot of hers. He didn't see a lock on that emergency exit.
by Robert Gottlieb February 17, 2008
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Fedora

In the first half of the 20th century, this was a hat synonymous with manly style. It was about looking cool without appearing juvenile.

In present times, the fedora is a trademark of the socially inept beta male. He is attempting to distance himself from pop culture with the distinct style of past fashion. But he captures none of the suave, and only comes off looking like an oblivious, pompous fool. This is especially the case when it's a low-quality fedora coupled with unfashionable clothes and an unkempt appearance.

Modern fedora-wearers are typically associated with the *chan internet culture and Asperger's Syndrome (aspie).
If you are not Humphrey Bogart, you should not wear a fedora.
by Xcalibur201 September 15, 2013
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fedorable

The way a cat measures up a piece of territory before he sprays it with his signature musk.
Morris fixed his feline gaze on the new boyfriend, and thought to himself:
"as soon as they're asleep, I'm gonna spray his jeans and leather jacket. They look expensive and delightfully fedorable!"
by Felix the territorial cat February 16, 2008
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Fedorasyndrome

Fedorasyndrome is a syndrome that means a person that skids someone's code, and calling brickcolor a property, that person often doesn't know what userdata is, and can't define debug.profilebegin(), that person always thinks they can find fe bypass and so having glitterspace fe bypass hint searching syndrome.
Oh, you have Fedorasyndrome.
by Fedoratum hater number 2 March 28, 2023
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fedorable

accordianlike, foldable, able to shrink.
The penis, the nipple, and the anus are remarkably fedorable organs.
by headache and nausea February 13, 2008
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fedora

A hat that went from the sure sign of an early 1900's tough guy, to the sure sign of a 1980's and onward loser who is desperately seeking for a style to call their own (and ruining everything they touch in the process).

Definition inspired by epicurus's words.
You better take that fedora off before some guy with seborrheic dermatitis and a pizza goiter adds you to his LiveJournal community.
by Donottouchthis January 11, 2009
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fedorable

a suitable candidate for jousting, or simply poking with a stick
Louis I found Richard the lionhearted eminently fedorable. They were also suspected of being lovers.
by Sir Richard Branson February 14, 2008
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