felch

v.t., (from the Welsh: honor; dignity)to suck your own semen out of another man's rectum (preferably with a straw).

Having corn-holed Tom Jones with abandon, I fetched a flexi-straw and felched Tommy Boy 'till he was dry.

by Ronald Hall January 11, 2003

felch

The act of orally extracting one's own semen from the anus of another.

I would come up with an example, but I am sure it could not top your mental image.

by jaydon33 March 18, 2005

Felch

When a man cums in a womens anus or vagina then sucks the sperm out with his mouth.

Wendy got felched last night.....ugh!!

by Megaman09 April 29, 2009

felch

Many turbojet autopilot systems actually have a button labeled "FLCH" which is clearly pronounced "Felch Mode" by every corporate pilot I know.

For some reason many pilots are happy to discuss "Felch Mode" and why it should not be used.

PNF: We were cleared down to FL340, should I Felch you?
PF: Nah, just use VS mode.

by Cosmo50 February 19, 2008

felch

to suck cum out of somebody's ass

"dont you know felch means... well then tell me would you rather get felched or do the felching fuck em in the ass suck the cum out while you're belching burp belch then go back for a second helping"

-"Insane" From Eminem's Relapse Album

by eminemrelapse May 15, 2009

felching

This is an act which someone sucks, sometimes with a straw, semen out of another's vagina or ass.

Boy, I sure am parched. I sure could go for felching your ass right about now.

by MsAshley December 07, 2006

Felch

the art of sucking delivered semen out of orifices!

by helmet April 24, 2003