felching 

the homesexual act of inserting first a paper towel holder tube into the other parterns anus, and after the tube has been inserted all the way into the anus, taking a small furry animal, ie. a gerbil, and putting it into the paper towel tube that has been fully inserted into the anus, then just watching the hillarity insue.

last night heron was felching with mike and the gerbil got stuck.

felching by the_nugget April 8, 2009

felching 

The practice of inserting a live rodent wrapped in duct tape and smothered in lubricant into one's anus or vagina.

When felching a gerbil, always remember to use plenty of lube.

felching by JustanAngelino May 7, 2016

Felching 

The act of sucking semen out of another's anal cavity.

Miles bragged about felching his girlfriend by sucking his own jizz out of her asshole.

Felching by simonthefelcher December 3, 2019

FELCHING 

When a bloke blows his load inside his mistress, girlfriend or wife's moist Pussy then inserts the straw to drink his creamy Sperm.

When Jarrod blows his Load inside Louises Moist Pussy then uses a straw to start Felching.

FELCHING by JazHammer81 August 30, 2022

Felching 

It is when a Butt Pirates sucks the poop out of a Limpy Wristed Fags ass using a straw.

Those two homosexual men have been Felching.

Felching by Mr. Homophobia June 14, 2023

Felching

The act of ejaculating in your lover's anus and slurping that by sometimes using a straw, usually mixed with the recipient's faeces.

I love felching my girlfriend's asshole, she tastes so good!

Felching by damester303 June 26, 2026

Felching the clown 

1. Surfing the net, according to somegreybloke. Sounds more like masturbation to me. I suppose.. those activities overlap somewhat. And even when they don't, they are quite similar.

2. Sucking semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/psychopath/satanic painted beast.

1. After a long day at work I had a bit of a rest and started felching the clown.

I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.

2. I fantasize about felching clowns.

Felching the clown by Selevan May 3, 2013