Feignstein

The name for someone who pretends to be Jewish, just for the days off work.

Coworker #1: Did you see Mike at work this morning?
Coworker #2: Nah, bro, it's Yom Kippur.
Coworker #1: Oh, I didn't realize he was Jewish.
Coworker #2: Well, he's just a Feignstein. He's actually Irish Catholic, but don't tell anybody.

by Lame Holler January 23, 2010

Little Einsteins

we're goiN ON A TRIP IN OUR GODDAMN ROCKET SHIP ZOOMIN THROUGH THE MOTHERFUCKING SKIES little einsteinssssss
Aka my life story
Aka what every single goddamn vine is nowadays and every single 10-12 year old sings it

whats that song your singing? Little Einsteins...ok sweetie that's enough

by IzzyBeeotch April 5, 2015

Little Einsteins

A television show aimed at children and toddlers whose theme song is now being sung by everyone. Severely unfunny. The singing equivalent of twerking.

Guy 1: OH WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP, IN A LITTLE ROCKET SHIP, THROOUGH THE SKIIES, LITTLE EINSTEINS!
Guy 2: I swear to christ, if you sing that one more time I'll send you on a trip in a little rocket ship to the fuckin' sun.

by Zanaran March 10, 2015

Weinsteined

When an adult actress is inappropriately propositioned by a rotund ‘big boss’ type, usually within the entertainment industry.

So Jenny went for an audition and got weinsteined by a fatty in a bathrobe.

by IamPocahontas January 3, 2018

Einstein Moments

A moment of above normal awesomeness or pure genius.

Thinking outside of the box.
Seeing something familiar in different and creative ways.

Opposite of blonde moments

Eureka! I've had an Einstein Moments!

by k00lkatznkidz May 18, 2013

Einsteincap

einsteincap (noun) /ein-shtein-kap/
definition: a person who tries -hard- to sound perspicacious/brainy with keen insight and discernement but instead leaves no doubt about their mental handicap.

facebook updates full of einsteincap!

by Chloroforme July 19, 2014

Einstein's erection

A 1993 credit union quiz team that aroused the masses/ took East Tyrone by storm bringing home gold

Mummy, when I grow up, I want to be in Einstein's erection!!

by Mrs Mooney September 3, 2015