Fed-Exing

The waiting for or provoking of a couple's breakup in order to take the ex boyfriend or girlfriend.

As soon as Carla and James broke up, Jake finished with his Fed-exing and took Carla while she was weak. Jake is a dick.

by DaneGilly November 2, 2010

FedEx Pope

The absolute worst character to ever appear on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." His holiness is nothing more than a guy wearing a crappy white bathrobe and a FedEx box on his head. He is cruelly subjected to shame and ridicule by Conan with his every appearance on the show.

The FedEx Pope even makes the character Mansy look cool.

by Mansy April 24, 2007

Ship it like fedex

When you ship two characters (typically from cartoons/anime) so hard that you have to mention the shipping service, fedex to add extra emphasis on the pair you are shipping.

-person is watching something with a friend-
Person1:"Whoa! that was good, especially the part with frank and tina!"
Person2:"Yeah I totally ship it."
Person1:"really?"
Person2:"Yeah man I ship it like fedex!"

by ThatOneAnimeFan June 16, 2016

FedEx child

Any sibling that looks different from the rest of the family. If you have blue eyes and the rest of your family has brown you may be a FedEx child.

Alex looks nothing like her sister, she must be a FedEx child.

by Chetex12 March 31, 2011

FedExpert

The person at your office who is responsible for coordinating courier deliveries.

I don't know, ask Lorna. She's the FedExpert.

by Tee-bag June 17, 2008

FedExcrememt

When a courier company sells you the promise to deliver your goods thats never fulfilled. When you complain you get told so many versions of the truth to get out of paying a claim..you end

with nothing. That's when you have been FedExcrememt.

Ricky was FedExcrememt today by the courier company ' 5 different stories' then they said his package was delivered so he can't make a claim..yeah his mother's ashes was delivered to the crack house down the Rd, they snorted her by now.

by MrMingeGeeta July 14, 2021

FedEx

1. Roger Federer's nickname. Given to him because he delivers.

2. To use in a manner similar to "Federered".

Did you see FedEx's last match vs. Lleyton Hewitt?? Hewitt got Fedex'd!!!

by FraNkcn August 6, 2008