When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.
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by saylor February 15, 2007
Get the fasterbate mug.1. When someone chucks completely random shit at you, such as garbage
(derived from the word fester: garbage is festering, thus, to be festered upon is to have festering crap thrown at you).
2. When someone uses entirely bitchy/bullshit behavior towards you.
(derived from the word fester: garbage is festering, thus, to be festered upon is to have festering crap thrown at you).
2. When someone uses entirely bitchy/bullshit behavior towards you.
1. Me and A-ron were festered upon when his grandma tossed the kitchen trash at us.
2. I was having a quiet smokeout when some crazy bitch festered upon me and my homedogs by lecturing us.
2. I was having a quiet smokeout when some crazy bitch festered upon me and my homedogs by lecturing us.
by J-Fizz August 27, 2005
Get the festered upon mug.If you're 'festered', you're stoned to the bone, maybe you're drunk as a skunk, or perhaps both. Either way, you're an inebriated son of a bitch with the munchies and a 'let's fuckin party' kinda attitude. Popularly used in Santa Cruz, California.
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Get the festered mug.When events are taking place at an incredibly fast pace, similar to when a man is having sex and ejaculates much ealier than expected.
"How are they moving in together already? Their relationship is moving faster than the speed of nut!"
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