failfiction

a type of fanfiction
often seems to be of quality, but ends up being a piece of over-dramatic crap with predictable events, a cliche plot, and OOC characters.

I thought that I had finally found a good fanfiction, but after the first three chapters, Harry got raped by Lucius, Severus, Ron, Dobby, and Neville's toad Trevor, before getting graciously taken in by Draco and cured by Draco's magnificent potion-making skills, abundant kindness, and cock. Harry and Draco immediately fell in love and they declared their adoration for each other after Draco pulled Harry off of a ledge during one of Harry's emotional, suicidal fits. Then they bought a pet unicorn and named it after Fred Weasley.
So ultimately, it was less of a fanfiction and more of a failfiction

by rockintherain May 22, 2010

rage fault

Anger to the point where the sufferer can't remember basic things like his name and how to form intelligible words. The physical manifestation of the rule, "Anger and information don't mix."

Guy: Finally, after 16,384 straight hours of work, the world's largest house of cards is finally complete! Now to call Guinness...
God: LOL EARTHQUAKE
Guy: Kug... fmmmb... grung... flmbml... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!
Other Guy: Oh dear. It would seem that Guy just had a rage fault.

by RequiemCube June 10, 2009

Faul

The so-called "Faux" or "Fake" Paul McCartney a.k.a. William Shears Campbell (sometimes William Shepherd) who adopted McCartney's persona after the latter died in a car crash in November 1966. Believers of the Paul is dead conspiracy use it as a derogatory term for the singer/songwriter.

Guy 1: Hey guys, did you hear Paul McCartney's new album?

Guy 2: Is that guy still alive?

Guy 3: No, he died in the 1960's -- that's Faul's new album.

by Itseemedlikeagoodideaatthetime July 24, 2009

Faulty Pigeon

A stranded pigeon who is unable to fly due to poor health or a malfunctioning wing.

Mike: dude look at that faulty pigeon on the ledge its not walking anywhere
Ricky: holy balls man you can literally walk up to it and touch it!
Mike: Wow, I'm calling animal control. Here you talk to them
...
Animal Control: Hello this is animal control how can we help you?
Ricky: Yes, animal control? We got a faulty pigeon on our hands, we will need your assistance immediately.
Animal Control: Thank you! We're on it!

by Faulty Pigeon Hero April 27, 2010

Falf

Adjective; Describing a person who looks funny, acts funny, or thinks stupidly.

Kamdyn is such a falf.

by ATCW February 9, 2019

faulkner

to go from being a nerd to getting all the hot girls

he chucked a faulkner

by miccre January 14, 2007

Amigara Fault

A scary manga by Junji Ito. The plot follows an earthquake which reveals several human-shaped holes on the side of a fault. As people travel to see the spectacle, they realize that the holes were specifically made for individual people. They then become hypnotized into going through their holes, emerging months later on the other side of the mountain, hideously deformed.

The comic is responsible for an internet meme phenomemon that surrounds posting of the following phrases:

“It’s slowly coming this way!”
“Drr…Drr…Drr.”
“This hole was made for me!”

Alice: Well hey yo. Did you read Amigara Fault?

Bob: Oh yeah. By the way, do you think that could ever happen in real life?

Alice: I dont know--EEK!

DRR DRR DRR Guy emerges from hole

by DeakDude April 12, 2011