Fasotp

“Fall asleep on the phone

You tryna fasotp tonight?

by Lildickynicky December 1, 2020

fatbotage

a deliberate action aimed at ruining someone's attempt at dieting

In an attempt to fatbotage Stephanie, every day at work Marcy left a freshly baked pie on Stephanie's desk, even though she knew Stephanie was on Atkins or some shit like that.

by -=THE ROOSTER=- December 8, 2012

spectral fathom

1. The depth of a condition that is not limited to a specific set of values but can vary across a continuum.
2. The profound truth of a metaphysical manifestation.

The spectral fathom of a fractal demonstrates the connection between all things.

by Aethertigris April 5, 2023

Fapsock

The one unwanted unworn pear of crusty jizz soaked feet-warmers found on the floor next to your computer's chassis. Used generally for emergency fap purposes when the girl's at work or too tired, or when you're single.

Hmm can't find any dish scrubbers. Guess I'll just use my fapsock to scrub the iron skillet.

by IsraelHands09 January 26, 2011

faso

Marijuana cigarrete in argentinian languaje

Loco, me voy a fumar un faso
Dude, i'm gonna to smoke a faso

by Scandaloso December 11, 2004

fatlogic

The astounding mental gyrations obese people use to justify their size. Fatlogic never, ever includes eating too much and exercising too little.

Fatlogic insists that five triple cheeseburgers doused with mayonnaise are balanced by a diet soft drink.

"I'm not fat, I'm just large-boned."

"I have a condition, I gain weight for no reason at all." -- said when finishing the fourth bag of cookies before noon.

by Galanity August 30, 2013

disgusting fatbody

A member of the military who is clearly too fat for effective performance. Originating from Stanley Kubric's "Full Metal Jacket".

"Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private Pyle?"
"Sir, no sir!"
"And why not, Private Pyle?"
"Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!"
"Because you are a disgusting fatbody, Private Pyle!"

by Lycomedes December 17, 2008