Father

Someone you don't have.

"Where's your father, John?"

by slushiithefurry November 19, 2022

Father

You hear that? Her father doesn’t have a lot of sympathy for incels and he’s made that pretty clear.

Hym “Oh but now he does. Not before. Not a week ago but now that he gets to be a fucking hero. What changed? Between a week ago when “her father has no sympathy for incels” and now where he’s just-a-oh-so sympathetic. He cares so deeply about it now. Tss! Unreal!”

by Hym Iam September 28, 2022

Father

A man who ejaculate into your mother then leaves and never be seen or heard of ever again until he goes broke

Me: what’s a dad

Mom: a sorry sun of a bitch that doesn’t pay child support that’s a father

Me: Ohhhhh

by Jack smith6273 September 2, 2019

Father

A familial member unbeknownst to black people.

Person A: Hey Tyrone Jenkins, where's your father?

Person B: Nigga what the fuck is a father?

by Nig Cur October 3, 2018

Father

Less useful version of a mother, but also includes a dick...

Father, can I have some cash

Go ask your mother!

by DaddysLittleGirl June 1, 2010

Father

1.) The man who also gave you life

2.) The mother fucker who left for cigarettes over 15 years ago

1.)Oh I really love my father! He's always at every ballgame of mine!

2.) I haven't seen that bitch in 15 years. Guess he's getting some camel's

by DankNoodles February 10, 2019

Father

I don’t know, mines went to buy milk but didn’t come back when I was a baby , so I can’t finish this definition. So go ask yours oh wait he’s gone too, well good luck finding the definition that will be hard to find (aka: impossible)

Teacher: your mother and father had sex together to make you
Student: what’s a father

by Pewsikelasagna November 25, 2021