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The person who works their ass off for annoying pieces of shit he calls kids. The person who raised them to be the people who they are now. The seeds love and appreciate him for everything
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Kid: where’s my father

Mom: gone

Kid:where

Mom:...
by Oof I gotta do a shit November 10, 2019
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The person you wish you never knew. Someone that will cause physical, emotional and psychological abuse to a child. He will curse at his child calling it 'an animal, no face, worthless shit' that makes the child heavy burden growing up, having trouble studying, working and functioning as a normal human being in society. The person who will make you wish you never born as a human being
Dude, I'm a child who grew up with a father... what the fuck!
by GodSMH August 30, 2016
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Main title for Roman Catholic priests. In charge of conducting catholic sacraments and being a spiritual leader. Most priests stick with chastity, you facetious cock smoker.
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. Premarital doggy style isn't a mortal sin, is it?
by benedict July 21, 2004
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A mythical being often said the be the male half/ sperm doner of a childs parental party. Very few have ever been seen
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Father the mythical said to be the male partner needed to produce offspring. Often said to be off getting milk
Bruce never ,who never knew is father, was touched by the male who was crossing to world to find his son.
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Something that doesn't exsist
Friend: girlfriend=father
Person: well then delete mematic
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