Father

You hear that? Her father doesn’t have a lot of sympathy for incels and he’s made that pretty clear.

Hym “Oh but now he does. Not before. Not a week ago but now that he gets to be a fucking hero. What changed? Between a week ago when “her father has no sympathy for incels” and now where he’s just-a-oh-so sympathetic. He cares so deeply about it now. Tss! Unreal!”

by Hym Iam September 28, 2022

Father

Someone you don't have.

"Where's your father, John?"

by slushiithefurry November 19, 2022

Father

A man who ejaculate into your mother then leaves and never be seen or heard of ever again until he goes broke

Me: what’s a dad

Mom: a sorry sun of a bitch that doesn’t pay child support that’s a father

Me: Ohhhhh

by Jack smith6273 September 2, 2019

Father

A familial member unbeknownst to black people.

Person A: Hey Tyrone Jenkins, where's your father?

Person B: Nigga what the fuck is a father?

by Nig Cur October 3, 2018

Father

Less useful version of a mother, but also includes a dick...

Father, can I have some cash

Go ask your mother!

by DaddysLittleGirl June 1, 2010

Father

I don’t know, mines went to buy milk but didn’t come back when I was a baby , so I can’t finish this definition. So go ask yours oh wait he’s gone too, well good luck finding the definition that will be hard to find (aka: impossible)

Teacher: your mother and father had sex together to make you
Student: what’s a father

by Pewsikelasagna November 25, 2021

Father

1.) The man who also gave you life

2.) The mother fucker who left for cigarettes over 15 years ago

1.)Oh I really love my father! He's always at every ballgame of mine!

2.) I haven't seen that bitch in 15 years. Guess he's getting some camel's

by DankNoodles February 10, 2019