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fastest hands in the west

When you have a short time limit on finishing. Examplewise when you have morning wood but have to leave for work or school in about 5 minutes, you need to have the "fastest hands in the west" to get off in time. Can also be used for someone using as little time as possible masturbating.
Wow, Joe finished jacking off in under a minute? He must have the "fastest hands in the west"!
by Loser with fast hands November 9, 2019
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This DVD is enhanced with Disney's Fastplay

When you're watching a Disney movie and that dumbass thing plays that makes the entire group scrabble around for the remote before the message ends because it'll play 8 fucking 5 minute long advertisements if you don't
"This DVD is enhanced with Disney's Fastplay. Your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically. To bypass FastPlay, select the Main Menu button at any time. Fastplay will begin in a moment..."

"FUCK JIMMY GET THE REMOTE"
"WHERE"
"FUUUUUUUU-"
by honeycloudss January 4, 2021
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Daddy Faster

Daddy: I will go slow okay? or faster if you want
daughter: Yes daddy faster fuckkk
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Paddle Faster I hear Banjoes!

A term used between 2 individuals when travelling through an area which you wouldn't normally traverse because it is frequented by a bunch of horrible individuals who would not think twice about shagging you up the arse!

Taken from the disturbing film Deliverance, where Burt Reynolds and friends get chased by a bunch of hillbillies in the woods, who want to shag Ned Beatty up the poop-shoot!
Godfrey: I think we should get on the next bus Gerald, I don't like it round here?

Gerald: I agree darling, we better paddle faster I hear Banjoes!
by Johnny 2 Sheds June 5, 2009
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Kentucky Go Faster

1. Stickers, usually automotive performance related (e.g. JEGG'S, STP, MILODON, MALLORY, MSD, WEIAND) placed in the back windows or rear quarter windows of a crapped out car with the intention of making it look more like a race car. Most often seen on but not limited to late 60's early 70's musclecars. 2. A Rock-a-Billy band formed by the leftover members of the late 80's punk-metal fusion band "Sweaty Nipples" after the original base player and drummer died in a homosexual suicide pact.
Ernie had a crapped out primered 71 duster with glasspacks and kentucky go fasters plastered all over his windows.
by Mad_Marx January 19, 2007
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fashel

You are so fashel dude
This guy is Fashel
by KingofNorway October 17, 2013
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fasteddie7

hugest bastard/ fag, cocky little SCAB who thinks hes hot shit when really hes nasty and no girl wants to look in his direction. massive SNAKE
"look at me im eddie, i put my face on facethejury.com but i forgot im a HUGE fag and really ugly...."
by eddiesthehugestfag July 22, 2003
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