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Fartnar

Audible flatulence expressed for the purpose of navigating through a crowd in the dark.

Humans are not capable of navigating via sonar (like a bat), so fartnar is the only logical alternative.
I totally just used fartnar to disperse the crowd.
by Proxymo March 27, 2011
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fartnami

A fartnami is an explosive fart, often with a follow through at the end. One may need to change their pants after a fartnami.
The lady was laughing so much she didn't realise that her fart was actually a fartnami with some serious power! The smell was horrid and the follow through! She had to go home and change her pants promptly.
by Enigmatic_1 September 16, 2018
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Fartnado

When a group of people unleash a forceful combination of farts, creating a hazardous and overwhelming atmosphere that leaves bystanders gasping for fresh air.
Dude, we should've never had that bean burrito eating contest in the car. It was a total fartnado in there, and everyone was freaking out!
by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023
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Wheel of Fortunato

A renaming of the hit game show Wheel of Fortune. It's a way of makimg fun of anyone with the last name "Fortunato."
Hey! Wheel of Fortunato is on!
by John2019 August 6, 2021
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fartnade

A fartnade is when you fart in a small jar and quickly close the lid, you then tell someone you cant open the jar so they open it and inhale the fart.
You can also save the fartnade by putting the jar in either a fridge or freezer.
Lisa: "John can you open this jar for me."
John: "okay.... Aw shit lisa! That fartnade was lethal!" "It actually smells like you pooed in this jar!"
by Jam that donut in the door November 8, 2013
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fortuna

The second word in Carmina Burana. Its the piece that is usually played in a horror movie with the devil or something for those who do not know many classical choral and orchetra pieces.
Go listen to it for an example.
by concertmaster August 25, 2005
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fartnaucker

A very cheap idiodick person.
kid:one ice cream please
(Ice cream man gives kid a half eaten ice cream)
Kid:no, i want one that you haven't eaten.
Ice Cream Man: Then i guess your not getting anything.
(kid throws ice cream at the man)
Kid:fartnaucker
by zhane April 11, 2007
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