Farms

Fat + Arms = FARMS.
it's when your arms are fat but usually you're tall. and a cyborg. AND HAVE A NICE BODY. and wear hooker shorts.
SKANKY
Trevor likes very much to grab Christy's farms. He also bites them. but lower. so as to be not completely terrible.
by DONNA HOFFMAN August 05, 2009
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farming

1) The act of sleeping in excess of what is needed, sleeping on an irregular schedule, sleeping through one's own alarm, phone calls, loud noises, or any other attempt to wake the "farmer" up.

2) Missing activities due to chronic fatigue caused by irregular sleeping pattern/laziness.
Matt didn't make it to thermodynamics today because he was too busy farming. He was really tired after engaging in "other activities" all night.

Matt said he couldn't make it to the meetings because he had personal problems; however, everyone knew he was just farming.

How the heck did Matt get voted star of the month? He's always farming.
by T. J. Z. and A. P. C. December 01, 2006
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on the farm

When a habitual drug user stops for a period of time, and is in withdrawal. (No drugs available on the farm).
Hey, he's shaking and looks awful. You better get him to the hospital!

Na, he's ok. He's just on the farm.
by Winafew June 27, 2011
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Farms

Holy fuck, Jonny. Look at the FARMS on that fatty!
by TheBigManWaloper August 06, 2018
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Farmed

Verb: To get beaten on the river in Texas Hold'em despite having strong odds of winning, and making good bets. Especially to have this happen regularly to the same opponent who consistently defies the odds of poker.
Tom had Kh Kc, Joe had 4h8d. Flop was Kd, 5c, 6h. Turn 2d. and the river was a 7s. "Tom just got Farmed by Joe" or "Joe sure farmed Tom." "damn Tom you just got farmed"
by B. Jesus May 17, 2008
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Farming

The act of "growing" relationships via social network like Facebook or Myspace by "planting" a "seed" and watching it grow. Seed is often a random IM that grows into a conversation which leads to a meeting which ends with a hook up.
I asked my boy where he met all these girls he's been hanging out with and he said he had a successfull day of Facebook Farming
by peterpan425 January 29, 2012
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farm

Verb: The act of introducing people in the hopes of a successful hook up; matchmaking.
Dude 1: You totally scored with that awesome chick last night...how did you roll it?
Dude 2: She wasn't even looking at me, then Ray farmed her to me and she was 'bout it all night.
by Raw Dog Diaz September 28, 2005
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