Farm

In British slang: a mental institution. A place where persons of lower mental capacities, or mentally handicapped persons live.

Tom: Did you her about Roy?

Mark: No, what happened?

Tom: He was sent to the farm.

Mark: I hope he's okay, we should visit him.

by The Gaming Monster April 1, 2023

Farm

Farm Means A Quintillion Dollars (1 With 18 Zeroes)

I'm Rollin up Farms And Gave Away 27 Farms To Charity I Gave Away 27 Quintillion Dollars

by ToxicVulture12 July 23, 2023

farm cred

The rural counterpoint to "Street Cred," this term refers to respect earned in the organic farming and sustainable farming spheres.

She built up her farm cred by joining the board of the local CSA.

by AuntBetty January 1, 2009

Farm Fresh

Girls who are below legal-age who work in the beer-bars and go-go bars of Pattaya and Bangkok. Although they look over 18, their most tell-tale sign, is that they will laugh at a farang's (foreign person's) stupid jokes and are willing to try and engage with customers and show a little bit of fun and appreciation.

The other well-worn out grumpy bar girls who just frown, looking mindlessly into their iphone, and all but say 'Oh My Buddha, I'm sick of been here, but I'm too lazy to find a real job,' can't stand been next to any Farm Fresh as they make the older ones look like the obnoxious and damaged, money-hungry gold-diggers they are.

Bert and Ernie of Seaseme Street go straight to Pattaya and for a bit of female companionship and the boom-boom that comes with it:

Ernie - "Bert, if you're bringing a girl to the hotel tonight, make sure she has some ID. If the hotel catch you with an underage girl, you're gonna look like a right Garry Glitter."
Bert - "Quit your nattering and relax. I don't care if I bring back a farm fresh, just as long as the paparazzi don't spy on me here and try to ruin my chances of running for US president!"

by Chessymcchessyface February 21, 2018

farm emo

country music

im going to listen to some farm emo

by 69libby69 December 16, 2013

Farm Alarm

(n.) - A set alarm used solely to harvest your crops in Farmville to prevent them from withering. This includes setting it very early in the morning, or during the day to tell when your crops are ready.

*Beep* *Beep* *Beep*
Farmer 1: "...What the hell, it's 4:30 in the morning.."

Farmer 1: "Oh shit, that's the farm alarm! My artichokes are finally harvested!"

by m.Cdowd September 18, 2009

farm burger

A farm burger is a slang term originating in Hamilton, New Zealand, around 2009. The term was used to describe a burger made by a student at the University of Waikato from different burgers on the McDonald's menu after a night of drinking cask wine. The student and his friends, as usual, ended the night at McDonald's and he couldn't decide what he wanted so he ordered one of each type of burger: a quarter pounder, McChicken and Fillet-o-fish. He was so hungry he couldn't wait to eat them separately so he put all the meat together on the same bun. His friends cheered him on and afterwards they named it the "farm burger" because it had had "all the animals of the farm" on it.

McDonald's customer: I'm very hungry, Got one of those burgers with all the meats? A farm burger
McDonald's cashier: Such a product does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
McDonald's customer: Oh, then just give me a quarter pounder, McChicken and a Fillet-o-fish

by Farmer Thomas October 8, 2011