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Only Fans

Porn but not for free honestly why the fuck would you pay for this when porn is free
by Lemon_Baller May 27, 2020
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shat facts

Something that may or may not be true about Shattered; real or imaginary. Commonly used amongst the popular running and drinking club the Hash House Harriers.
Shat Facts!
Find the truth
A. Professionally tapes Quidditch Matches

B. Local Jester at the Renaissance Fair

A False Answer would make someone drink.
A True Answer would make someone drink.
by 8 Men In My Box LH3 June 15, 2016
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My Chemical Romance Fans

There are three kinds:

Type 1: Thinks they are better than everyone else because they knew the band when they weren't popular.

Type 2: Started liking the band because of "The Black Parade"; considered "posers" by Type 1 fans.

Type 3: People who just LIKE THEIR FUCKING MUSIC, PERIOD. NORMAL PEOPLE WHO DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THE "IMAGE" OF THE BAND. Pissed off because they, sadly, get classified with the other two types.
Dude #1: God, I'm really starting to hate the My Chemical Romance Fans.

Dude #2: Not all of 'em are assholes, man. Some of them are normal people who can carry on with their everyday lives while still enjoying the band's music.

Dude #1: Wow, I feel enlightened. I think I will go worship Neil Patrick Harris. Thank you.
by Lily_of_Geeks August 8, 2009
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Alternative facts

What you call a lie when you are so afraid of accepting the truth that you call blatant lies "facts". Also known as complete and utter bullshit.
Tom was not aware that there was not a child pedophile ring taking place in a non-existent basement, he was using alternative facts.
by Beardman01 January 22, 2017
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Yonkers Fans

People who just heard the track "Yonkers" by Tyler The Creator and think there down for odd future.

usually some sort of hypebeast.

Tom: Yo man whats your favorite track from tyler the creator?

Yonkers Fan: Yonkers.

Tom: you like earl sweatshirt?

Yonkers fan: whats an earl sweatshirt?
by NotAyonkersFan January 11, 2012
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ass fangs

Butt cheeks that are visible from the front through the gap between the thighs.
Person 1: "Look at dem ass fangs. My fetish..."
Person 2:"Huh? Ass what?"
Person 1: "Hmph. I bet you don't even know what vagina bones are!"
Person 2: "???"
by MeThinksItGoesLikeThis May 15, 2014
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facts

A term that originated in New York that is used to agree with something, someone, or a statement. It can also be used to point out something as being factual.
"Yo deadass nigga if anyone scuffs my timbs they finna get stomped on bruh."
"Yo that's facts my guy."
"FACTS B THAT'S ALL I SPEAK!"
by Fresh Timbs November 6, 2017
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