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family & friends discount

a discount you typically give your family and or friends when they ring up thru your register. most people ask for this discount even if they dont know you to save some money.
paprika: girl, guess how much i paid for these new kanye west kicks!
refrescola: how much girl?
paprika: $175
refrescola: aint they be $300
paprika: yeah, but i got a family & friends discount.
by mcbillions May 11, 2009
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Family House Day

On October 19th, you are only allowed to make jokes relating to Family House
David: Hey its October 19th, you know what that means, its Family House Day
Chris: David I don't want to talk right now, my parents got divorced

David: The horse is here HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
by Loe Mester October 19, 2022
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Family Guy Drunk

When you are drinking and your hair instantly becomes messed up
Oh no walker is family guy drunk again
Amy J is family guy drunk
by Hoodbob June 14, 2023
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Dysfunctional family size

A level of measurement, in this case it denotes one 1.75 L bottle of hard alcohol.

You're guaranteed to find at least one of these hidden in every white, suburban pantry. Their main purpose is to sedate soccer moms and allow their underage kids to get shit housed and try to play tennis with the cat.
Man, last night was boring as hell until Mark found his mom's dysfunctional family sized bottle of Cuervo. Next thing I know we turned his living room into a slip n' slide and Ashley puked in the china cabinet.
by Elwood Lane November 4, 2012
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Don't cum inside, we are family

Those stupid fake ads that "promise" you a ultra HD incest porn game but really just steal your bank information.
"Bro I just went on rule34.com and saw this ad that says don't cum inside, we are family. So I clicked it and now my bank account is dry and I'm owned by the Chinese government.
by Waitholup February 11, 2021
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Dayton Family

An amazing rap group. They're straight out of Flint, Michigan. Check 'em out.
"Shadow," "Ghetto," and "Blood Bath" are some of their dopest beats.
Dayton Family drops madd beats, motherfucker.
by The Dude June 17, 2004
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duke family

greatest family on roblox...beats all other roblox families including OrDie, Centrals, Wellesley, VonKlein, Arcala, Arvolin, Invictus, Ium, VonSchwarzenberg, Graphers, VonKoo, TT, Lord, Krantz, and Hildago.
i camed and joined the duke family!
by dukefamilycumzone October 25, 2020
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