fellationship

A relationship in which fellatio is the ONLY sexual contact.

Harry goes to the club, where he happens to meet Sally. After a dance, Sally offers Harry fellatio in his car, which he accepts. Harry doesn't see Sally again, but he thinks they had a good fellationship.

Robert thinks Tricia is pretty darn skanky, but she's got some sexy lips and a stud on her tongue. He knows the only way to keep clean is for a fellationship.

by Donnie Shradar July 30, 2008

falication

to rightly accuse of misconduct, horse-play, toy-play and/or childs-play.

"it is true my friends, that is a falication. i did slack off the job and play with my toys while my books sat idly."

by cassie forsberg March 25, 2008

Facation

A lie used to get out of a certain job, a fake vacation.

"Due to my facation, I couldn't attend the dance this year."

by Redvines_what_can't_they_do January 12, 2013

Falatiolite

An individual that has dedicated his/herself to perfecting the art of oral sex and is a member of the oral sex community and is in the upper echelon of said community.

Hey Steve, look there goes Jacob. He's the most talented of the Falatiolites of Midtown.

by Ariesian April 19, 2014

Failution

To make several new year resolutions but fail to achieve any of them.

I was too optimistic with my resolutions last year, they were a complete failution!

by Chraz February 2, 2018

FALLSTON HIGH SCHOOL

The worst place on this earth. The principle looks like megamind and is the most racist person on this planet. The teachers are either really young or about to disintegrate. The kids are rich white and toxic. Its surprising that they even passed kindergarten because they don't know how to use a bathroom without destroying it. It's impossible for a gay person to date in that school because while everyone is "bisexual" they all date straight. Everyone who goes there is high and dumb. If you ever transfer to fallston high school... RUN.

"Fallston high school gave me ptsd"

by FALLSTON IS HELL December 30, 2022

Blowfessional fellationship

A professional relationship between two people which has turned into one of a sexual nature.

John : Did you hear,Michael and Sarah are now in a blowfessional fellationship.
Sean:No way!

by Flippy December 22, 2015