A Falcon shit is an extremely powerful and sometimes violent defecation. Derived from Captain Falcon's, Falcon punch/kick which are very powerful attacks.
by Nigger_guy April 6, 2009
Get the Falcon Shit! mug.A term used to express ones opinion that a person, observation, opinion, or retelling is foolish, improbable, unlikely, or generally nonsensical.
A slightly more specialized usage is to point out the fact that a person is being intentionally misleading for the sake of humorous effect. The usage itself is also intended to be humorous and reciprocating.
This term can also be used to express general discontent, discomfort, or disapproval.
Etymology: This word is likely an amalgam of the words "falcon" and "bit" as used in the medieval art of falconry. If one were "bitten" by his/her own falcon, the person was considered to be untrustworthy or incompetent and referred to as "falcon bit". This "mark" typically stayed with someone for their entire life. The phrase was later severed from its connection with falconry and eventually coalesced into one word and was generalized to mean anything of questionable integrity.
A slightly more specialized usage is to point out the fact that a person is being intentionally misleading for the sake of humorous effect. The usage itself is also intended to be humorous and reciprocating.
This term can also be used to express general discontent, discomfort, or disapproval.
Etymology: This word is likely an amalgam of the words "falcon" and "bit" as used in the medieval art of falconry. If one were "bitten" by his/her own falcon, the person was considered to be untrustworthy or incompetent and referred to as "falcon bit". This "mark" typically stayed with someone for their entire life. The phrase was later severed from its connection with falconry and eventually coalesced into one word and was generalized to mean anything of questionable integrity.
1. John: "I think global warming is real."
Melissa: "Well, I think it's falconbit."
2. Ashley: "So, why didn't you show up last night?"
Jessica: "Oh, I met Brad Pitt for drinks and a little... late night fun!"
Ashley: "That story is totally falconbit Jessica!"
Melissa: "Well, I think it's falconbit."
2. Ashley: "So, why didn't you show up last night?"
Jessica: "Oh, I met Brad Pitt for drinks and a little... late night fun!"
Ashley: "That story is totally falconbit Jessica!"
by laria82 August 5, 2011
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Get the Falcon bay fuckwit mug.Falcongy is a term used for people who are falcon-ish and genine. Falcongy is a mesh of the words to describe people who fit into the term falcongy.
Person 1: man, Leon over there is really falcongy
Person 2: you're right man, let's make fun of him.
Person 2: you're right man, let's make fun of him.
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Neville: I bin dun drinking goonI gotta take the foot falcon cuz.
Neville: I bin dun drinking goonI gotta take the foot falcon cuz.
by Forestfreak June 12, 2018
Get the Foot falcon mug.When you are calling bullshit on someone, in essence saying you don't believe their incredible story. So named for the balloon boy story that ended with Falcon (the boy's name) having been hiding in the attic all day while rescue workers chased the balloon across the country.
Matt: So, I was at the bar last night, and I walked up to hit on this girl. She and her two female friends thought I was hilarious. We went back to my place and I fucked all three!
Mike: And you know what I heard? There's a falcon in the attic!
Matt: Huh?
Mike: And you know what I heard? There's a falcon in the attic!
Matt: Huh?
by ChuckChaser69 March 25, 2010
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