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The Robertson Fallacy

When one overreacts to a work that was overhyped by shouting down the work instead of those overhyping it
Person A: Inception? inception was shit. Christopher Nolan is shit now. 2/10.

Person B: a clear example of The Robertson Fallacy.
by aido_anto June 7, 2012
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sunk cock fallacy

When you invest a lot of time into getting to know a girl, find out you don’t really like her, but still do the seggs anyway because you've put that much time into it.
Person A: “I'm gonna seggs her tonight.”
Person B: “I thought you said you didn’t like her.”
Person A: “I did, but I'm horny, and I don’t wanna have to go back to phase 1.”
Person B: “Sunk cock fallacy.”
by Not Amogus May 31, 2023
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falacio

The act of performing oral sex on a man's penis.
AKA - sucking dick.
I just received falacio from Jessica! That bitch can suck!
by Hookadood January 7, 2007
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The Spiderman Fallacy

A recently coined logical fallacy. It follows that archaeologists 1,000 years from now unearth a collection of Spiderman comics. From the background art, they can tell it takes place in New York City. NYC is an actual place, as confirmed by archaeology. However, this does not mean that Spiderman existed.

Often used to illustrate the flaw in the assertion by evangelical Christians that archaeologists unearthing biblical cities today "proves" that the Bible was written by a supernatural force.

The Spiderman Fallacy is committed any time the discovery of a mundane element from a myth, legend, or story is taken to mean that ALL other parts of that story, even the supernatural, are also true.

Can be modified to use any fictional character whose story takes place in a real life location.
Idiot: The Bible is literally true! Archaeology proves it! Sodom and Gommorrah have been found!!!

Smart guy: Dude, you're committing the Spiderman fallacy. New York City is a real place. Does that prove Spiderman exists?

Smart girl: There was also a real Transylvanian prince named Dracula. Does that prove vampires exist?
by Riqusii Aro Vilux December 19, 2010
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curmudgeon's fallacy

The idea that, if you mitigate the consequences of a particular type of accident, then that type of accident will necessarily occur much more frequently, more than negating the initial benefit.

The CF assumes that human nature is perverse and seeks to equalize consequences. Hence, improved automotive technologies such as air bags, ABS, space frames, etc. will be offset (or more than offset) by careless driving, leading to increased highway fatalities.

FALSIFICATION: Empirical evidence shows that, while reducing consequences increases risky behavior, overall safety/health outcomes are better. Insurance companies with a stake in reducing claims verify this.

More generally, the CF confuses all forms of risk-taking, such as faster highway speeds, with fecklessness. Increased speed and convenience (for motorists) has utility; and there is no principle in welfare economics that says risk-taking will increase by an amount sufficient to offset the safety measures.
The massively overrated book *Freakanomics* (Dubner & Leavitt) includes many examples of the curmudgeon's fallacy.
by Abu Yahya October 16, 2008
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falaysh

Short for felatio, or oral sex. Invented by Chad Dukes on the Big O and Dukes show.
talking to someone named BJ "your name makes me think of the falaysh." or "I bet you are good at the falaysh, BJ."
by lord_karnack December 29, 2007
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Falacebook

A list of all the people who have performed oral sex on you.
Guy 1: Dude, your sister's in my falacebook.

Guy 2: Don't care, your mum's in mine!
by sieffy13 August 24, 2011
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