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faketeen

"Those guys at the party were all faketeens"
"Fuck A FakeTeen"
by Trees July 15, 2006
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fakepenese

The asians(except japanese)which hairstyle,fashion,facial hair etc. makes them just looks like a japanese,but they usually are Koreans,Chinese especially HONG KONG.

Those fakepenese boys thinks they are very cool but they are totally gay or dim sims.Those girls are surely DISCUSTING with excess make ups,hot pants with a huge leg like a carrot,curly'big hair like a witch.They mostly acts like a bitch and they are a bitch.

Its easy to define a japanese and a fakepenese,cos fakepenses can't even say a japanese word and they usually walks like an idoit.
EG1
Maki:Look!That jap gal is hot!
Kikuchi:DON'T BE SILLY,SHE IS A FAKEPENESE,LOOK AT HER EXCESS MAKEUP,HER FACE IS FAKE!!

EG2
Miki:Ohiyo(good morning in japanese)
Fakepenese:WTF are you saying?
Miki:Shut up you fakepenese bitch.
by FLlanguage November 10, 2008
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fakebestfriend

A new up and coming Myspace Famous singer. (Electro / Rock / Rap) His lyrics are similar to Jeffree Star's, but less self-centered.
"If I hate you I'll rip you verbally to pieces
it's why mexican kids wear me instead of jesus
I dont need to be a pink tranny to be cool
I'm still everyones desktop theme at your highschool."
He's currently moved from Marin County, the inspiration of his current music, to NYC.
He's 19, and his real name is Ben.
Rated #6 on Californias Unlabled Electro Artists.
God, fakebestfriend is SO much better than that fake pink transvesdyke!
by Stephennn. July 10, 2007
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fakelationship

It's a "friendship" where you text, email, talk on the phone, and hang out pretty much constantly. In some fakelationships, you hook up while maintaining that you're "just friends." In others, it feels purely platonic, though the level of emotional dependence is way stronger than a typical friendship.
Joy: It's been 7 months, Jack and Jane have been dating yet never updated their single hood status on FB?

Simon: I think they are in a fakelationship!
by Rodie April 8, 2010
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flakelet

Flakelet: describing a person of negligible substance, value, or worth in social situations. Derived from the term ‘flaky’, said person has been unable to form a coherent identity or proper sense of self. Because of a fear of exposure and social alienation, the flakelet typically struggles to engage in conversation without resorting to waffling and pausing, or in particularly severe examples, fabrication and lies. This process of what we might loosely term ‘bullshitting’, involves the invention of stories that bear little resemblance to reality, or the flakelet’s actual existence. Casual observers may be deceived, but those who frequently spend time with the flakelet, are able, with relative ease, to detect the hollowness and emptiness of such yarns. Although these stories are usually harmless, the sheer frequency of these often farcical tales, can over time, anger and annoy others. Sensing the rejection of his/her immediate social environment, the flakelet may in turn attempt to seek approval by adopting the banter of persons considered to occupy a high status level in said social group. However, this ingratiating tactic is often doomed to failure. Because the immediate social group is already aware of the flakelet’s fragile identity, the process of copying and recycling the banter of others, leads the flakelet to be considered something of a sham; a peripheral, phoney, non-entity that leaves no telling impact in conversation or on social events.
Example 1: Man, that flakelet left about as much impression on the room as a fart in the wind.
Example 2: Flakelet talks a lot, without actually saying anything.
by mrspuugj April 22, 2011
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Fakkle

A foolish person who regularly performs simple tasks in an abysmal manner. They have terrible luck, are very clumsy, and can often be found tripping and falling to the ground.
Kev: I went to the shop to get some eggs, but I dropped them on the way back home. Then an Ostrich mauled my favorite horse and ate her corpse. As I was grieving, I tripped over Paris Hilton who was recovering from a previous night on the town. I landed on her no no zone and got the herps.

shizawa: Holy crap Kev, stop being such a gosh darn fakkle.
by shizawa May 3, 2013
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fakeedoughnuts

Fakeedoughnuts is temps bestfriend
Wow fakeedoughnuts is pro
by TempCoolSwag April 4, 2021
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