failtagious

when a persons fail is so contagious it can be transmitted from one person to another either by direct contact with the person or by indirect contact

i accidently fell down the escalator. i hope i dont become failtagious

by kyosai April 27, 2011

failtacular

a fail so epic its almost a win.

my friend crashed his car into his house, so i told him he was a failtacular

by iwinn September 24, 2011

Failtacular

A fail so epic, it's almost a win.

"I drove my car through a house, and somehow, I ended up on the roof. It was a failtacular."

"I managed to stick my dick in the toaster and pee out of my bread. It was a failtacular."

by FreeHigh5s February 11, 2014

Failtard

Failtard is a person who constantly trolls others in a futile attempt to look important, but fails miserably by making an idiot out of themselves instead. Failtard is a play on the words "Fail" and "retard".

Niles: I see you're still talking about me, Bobby. Makes you feel some self-worth, huh?

Bobby: Go eat a potato chip, girlfriend. Real Trolls don't cower from a fight, then come back later. They stick around for the whole battle.

Niles: You didn't start running your mouth again until you were sure I was gone, so try again FAILTARD.

Gina: Nice one Sir Pumpernickel.

Niles: Not you too!

Bobby: I think I'll go eat pizza.

*Little Johnny eats some popcorn and takes a sip of coke*

by Box Worm December 1, 2019