Fifer

An alternitave slang word for the G5 computer chips.

Dude, you just bought a fifer?

by Peter Stenland December 19, 2003

Faffer

Derivative: Faffis/Faffelgaggler

A big, fat, rhinosaurus female chef who is mega-snarky and potentially a pretentious vegan.

"We thought she farted on our food at this famous Chicago restaurant, but then we heard her growling in the kitchen 'That's naught ah sowsaage! *burp* *fart* it's naught veegeen, and I'mma veeg! bahhhhhhhh! *burp* *fart*' We then became gravely terrified and returned our food and refused to pay our bill because a Melissa McCarty monster was cooking it. Don't cha know Melissa McCarthy's mating call goes like this 'Bahhhhh! Sowsaaage!' lol damn, she's such a faffer."

by BeefyPonsker July 25, 2017

fifer

Arby's four for five deal. Four tempting roast beef sandwiches for only five bucks.

Drive thru lady: Wadda ya want?
Shawn: I'll take the fifer.
Drive thru lady: Come on around.

by hello world1 December 6, 2006

faffer

a welsh name for a fanny

i liked a faffer last night, i did.
right after i shaged that sheep over thur.

by :~) November 25, 2003

Fafer

Anime Club's word for "faces"

"SHUT YOUR FAFERS!"

by Animewordmaker September 11, 2016

Fifering

Asking questions on facebook you could just as easily answer yourself with a two second google search if you weren't so lazy, making your friends dance to your tune of laziness.

Don't answer Sam's post for the dog kennel's phone number, he's just fifering. He'll look it up if he wants it.

by YJLAW1 May 10, 2018

Faife

When a female (emits) gas from the (anus) that travels forward into the vagina before it is released (audibly) from the (vagina).

That's not a queef, it's a faife

by Ashley Aurand June 9, 2019