fiddleshits

An interjection that is used to express great disappointment or disgust over how a particular event occurred. The word is a artistic way of expressing displeasure due to the attachment of the word "shit" to the harmless interjection "fiddlesticks."

Matt: Joe can you grab the bong for me?
*Joe attempts to grasp the bong but he bumps the table with his knee spilling the foul smelling liquid on his pants and the floor*
Joe&Matt: AAAAW FIDDLESHITS!

by TheForestTroll July 31, 2012

Fiddledicking

To waste time, mess around, goof off.

Has anyone seen Chopp today? No, but I bet he's at BK's house fiddledicking around.

by Ratcliff Grove Warrior May 11, 2016

Diddle my fiddle

Fingering oneself to the point of orgasm whilst listening to music played by a fiddle.

Spencer said he would diddle my fiddle later tonight.

by iNfONATION January 28, 2014

fiddlepop

To fiddlepop is to smash a string instrument over someones head.

"Yo Imma fiddlepop the shit out of fred"

by liamcool February 3, 2017

promise fiddle

The act of exchanging spirit fingers with a friend when coming to an agreement- quite similar to the act of a handshake.

"Promise fiddle me that you'll invite us to Stamford."

by Snacks N Kits September 5, 2011

cuddle fuddle

Cuddling with a little fucking around, but in the sweetest way

I am gonna cuddle fuddle you all night

by NesaG October 16, 2013

cotton fiddler

A cotton fiddler Is where someone dips there testicle into wax and seals envelopes with their testicles

Josh is a cotton fiddler he seals my envelopes with his balls

by the fiddler of cotton February 27, 2014