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fuckified

extraordinarily attractive
yum, zac efron is super fuckified.
by sprinkledonutbizkitz January 12, 2009
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fortified wine

It's like when you have regular wine but you fortify it by violently thrusting your penis through the neck of the bottle. If the wine is in a bag, you should probably shit in it.
Frankidunka served us fortified wine the other night without telling us. It was so disgusting I gave him a handjob.
by Frankidunka September 9, 2011
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fuckified

damn beeyatch, you just got fuckified in yo face!
by Karley May 13, 2005
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Functified

A condition of being dirty, nasty, filthy and unsanitary.
I need to go home to use the restroom, that ladies' room at the Wal-Mart was functified. It should be condemned by the board of health.
by Turkey Trot December 28, 2010
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Falsified Pluralism

Noun. An abomination to the English language. What assholes who think are smart use to make words plural. Done by using possessive form of a word as a plural.
Actual quote taken from Urban Dictionary: "Weeaboo's basically disrespect the culture and make complete asses of themselves" One of the many examples of falsified pluralism.
by Anonukeleletroll714 April 26, 2010
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festified

The condition of being happily exhausted after a festival lasting at least two days. This condition usually involves dirty feet and a messy car.
As we left the Telluride Bluegrass Festival, I said to myself, "Yep, I'm fully festified for awhile now."
by suesun June 22, 2010
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fartifier

Similar to a fog machine but your ass hole
Dude I can hardly sit here anymore. My eyes burn.

I'm sorry dude I set my fartifier to max capacity.
by TunaChrist March 23, 2016
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