Pavement Facial

The act of slamming another person's face into said pavement, with such verocity, as to cover the victim's with asphalt as though their face has been peppered with semen.

Wade Wilson just gave that motherfucker a pavement facial and is eating a pizza like it never happened.

by Dasraunchy January 4, 2017

faciliphonologicaltagnosticator

Dr. Ben Abraham. Likes to use his own words and phrases such as "AntiChritoCological." Is often seen on channel 11 in the greater Portland area. Like to relate Dragons to Dracula and revelations.

Dr. Ben Abraham is a faciliphonologicaltagnosticator.

What the hell is a faciliphonologicaltagnosticator?

by skud March 22, 2005

Fabiola

A beautiful young woman who looks so lovely everyday and is the sweetest girl

Fabiola is a work of art.

by Crosshair for life February 18, 2018

facial cleanser

A face wash that is supposed to clean and rejuvenate your face but 70% of the time makes it worse.

Girl 1: Hey, I bought the new Super Clean Happy Face facial cleanser.
Girl 2: Look at my face and think about it for awhile before using.

by Samantha Felicia Rose April 7, 2015

Faclonic Irrigation

The act of clearing all the shit Facebook applications out of your profile.

It took me four hours to complete my Faclonic Irrigation, man was there alot of shit in my Facebook!

by DrLoveNuts August 3, 2009

man facial

The act of rubbing another mans jizz on your face and claiming you had a man facial

Matt went to have a massage and Sven ended up giving him a man facial

by w3rdwigga September 26, 2018

Fabio

Fabio is a great person with a caring and kind heart he is very handsome true to others if you get him as a friend never lose him he can be a little shy but that makes him more cute every girl likes him but are scared to ask him out he can be goofy and has a great sense of humor people can mistake his awkwardness for humor he is very loyal and honest he is a person you can easily fall in love with he is smart and intelligent but can be a little dumb he is a very active person and if your his friend you’ll know he is warm hearted to others and very very goofy.

Fabio is such a smarty

Fabio is so cute

I love Fabio

by Fabio’s gf October 11, 2019