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Facebookstitute

One who prostitutes themselves on facebook by adding strangers to increase their friend total.
I signed into facebook this morning and I had 12 friends requests from facebookstitutes. I have no idea who they are, but they must be desperate for friends.
by Susie Stewardess May 14, 2009
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Facebookaholic

He's a facebookaholic.
What's facebookahol? lolololololololololl
by |-|4|-|4|-|4|-|4|-|4 January 6, 2008
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facebookemia

when someone posts on facebook that they are sick, so when they have called out sick to work, friends have no choice but to accept the fact that the person is sick
worker 1: But Lisa posted on FB that she's "sick as a dog"

worker 2: Yeah, facebookemia again, the only thing she's sick of is working!
by porkzilla August 23, 2011
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Facebooksionship

A Relationship on Facebook that does not actually exist in real life.

A Facebooksionship contradicts the phrase "Facebook Official" which by definition means, "A relationship that is determined official because it is posted under the relationship status on Facebook." or "how you know shit's real."

This may is relationship between people of the same sex or the opposite sex who are just friends not actual significant others.
Facebooksionships Include:
John Smith is In a Relationship with James Ryan

Megan Smith is Married to Alexandra Ryan

Really Hot Amy is In an Open Relationship with Kind of Chubby Ben
by Facebookem123 August 25, 2010
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Facebookatheist

A person who fundamentally doesn't believe in Facebook.
I tried to get her to join up, but she won't - she's a facebookatheist.
by AH73 May 12, 2011
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Facebookanoodling

The process of incessant flirting and displays of your love for your girl/boyfriend on Facebook. Couples feel a need to post EVERYTHING from their love life for the world to see, annoying a hell of a lot of people.
Person A: 'Did you see their wall posts last night? So many kisses!'

Person B: 'Yeah, that was some disturbing Facebookanoodling. Get a room!'
by ynwa1892 November 30, 2011
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facebookakke

When someone's Facebook page (generally an attractive female's) is covered in thirsty posts and comments from would be suitors.
I decided not to go out with her because when I creeped on her profile it was straight up Facebookakke.
by Cameltan78 October 6, 2017
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