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Facebook Nazi

Some who makes post after post after post on Facebook babbling on and on about their extremist views and tries to force them down your throat. If you don't agree then you couldn't possibly be right because they think they are the ultimate knowledgebase. Their posts are usually followed by a link that says "see 7 similar posts". They usually re-iterate what they have just seen on CNN or fox news and most posts contain words like "fearmongering", "terrorism", "economy", "Obama", "Al-queda", "Osama", "biological warfare", and other things related to world affairs and current events.

You know who you are. Facebook Nazi.
Damn, I just had to scroll through 50 posts of nonsence posted by one user. What a facebook Nazi.
by Whiteboyday February 3, 2010
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Facebook noob syndrome

Someone who has recently joined facebook. In addition to having the normal ignorance pertaining to a facebook noob, those with this syndrome are prone to constantly commenting on many posts and also posting pointless things.

It does takes a while for this condition to fade away, but it almost always does as the new users realize that nobody else comments or cares. Some people still have facebook noob syndrome even after years of using the site. In this case, they have terminal noob syndrome.
Person 1: Oh my gosh, Austin has only been on facebook for two days and I've already seen at least fifty comments from him.
Person 2: I know! It's so annoying. He has a bad case of facebook noob syndrome!
by notmonday November 4, 2011
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facebook nipple

A visible female's nipple/s on an uploaded Facebook picture.
"Dude! Come look! This chick's nipple is showing!"

"Wow, that's some good facebook nipple"
by mytbruno January 11, 2009
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facebook noob

one who has no experience with facebook and/or still doesn't know how to use the special new features/apps. Noob status does not go away with time, but with experience and honing of knowledge. Remedy; friend a facebook whore (if you can)
Person 1: How do you tag someone in my status?!?
Person 2:IDK where's the help button?
Person 1:Is there even a help button?
Person 2: We are such facebook noobs.
by aim me September 27, 2009
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Facebook Nazi

Any one of the plethora of pathetic, bitter nerd moderators whose only means of feeling "big" is by deleting the profiles of people who actually DO have lives. This is usually motivated by a desire to "get back at" the type of people who used to beat them up in high school for being computer geeks.

These people tend to live in their parents' basements and masturbate while watching countless reruns of Star Trek.

They also tend to be severely overweight, sweat profusely, smell moldy, have acne scars, outdated haircuts and clothing, and frequently cry instead of sleeping (although when in groups together, usually while grazing, they adamantly insist that they are "cool" or "misunderstood").

None of these people were asked to go to prom, or anything else resembling a "date" for that matter. And nobody would miss them if they died of horrible, horrible ass cancer.
Why the fuck is it any of your business how many friends I have or how many times we message each other each day? Fuck you, you fucking Facebook Nazi!
by Leigh R October 18, 2008
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Facebook Notice

When someone says they re going to quit or they have quit their job. wether or not they have actually quit, or given their notice. Could be used to seek attention or for financial gain.
John must be looking for a raise cause he just gave his Facebook Notice.
by Bonescrub October 6, 2009
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Facebook Nation News Network

The Facebook Nation News Network, or the FNNN, provides the latest news of what's happening in the world via your Facebook news feed. It is constantly updating with the latest news covering a variety of topics.
"I just found out that Steve Jobs died from the Facebook Nation News Network!"
by S-dizzle12 October 6, 2011
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