Facebook'n

General facebook activites to an extreme extent; spending more time than most people online.

Dude why didn't we hang out?

Sorry I got too distracted and forgot to call, I was facebook'n all evening.

Facebook'n by facebooken August 10, 2009

Facebook necrologist 

a person who never misses a chance to post a "R.I.P. insert name" status update in Facebook as soon as any celebrity dies.

My News Feed is full of fucking Facebook necrologists updating me on Amy Winehouse's death for 38th time in the last 2 hours.

Facebook necrologist by Jens Ingvarsson July 24, 2011

facebook nazi

An uptight and anally retentive individual who goes around reporting suggestive and offensive material on facebook even though they are free not to view such material.

Person A: "If you don't take down your group to end women's suffrage, I'm going to report you!"

Person B: "Damn, she can't even take a joke, what a facebook nazi."

facebook nazi by Plastikglass March 5, 2007

facebook ninja

One who is active within the realm of Facebook but never allows him or herself to be seen as "online"

Notifications - John Doe commented on your status. < one minute ago

Online Friends (0)

"John Doe is such a facebook ninja!"

facebook ninja by Shinejah January 31, 2009

Facebook Narcissism

Any social media message designed to draw attention to the minutiae in one's life it would not ordinarily merit.

Travis' boisterous comments on the flavor of generic cola brands proved a perfect example of facebook narcissism.

Facebook Narcissism by Travis.The.French October 6, 2010

Facebook Narcissism

The feeling of pride and self-centeredness exhibited when one takes multiple pictures of oneself in the sole purpose of putting a new default of facebook. Also exhibited if the person says things like "SEXY" on their own picture comments. Dead give aways are: (1.) Adding hundreds of random strangers of the opposite sex. (2.) Cussing somebody out on Facebook but not talking to anybody in real life. (3.) Having over 50-75 pictures of themselves, alone, where it was clear they were taking pictures of themselves and have no shame in it. (4.) Updating every single thing they do {I.E. Sittin' on the toilet, ;) haha}

Hold on Doc., before you put me under, I have to update my status to 'Going under the knife LOL.'" "Seriously? You have a major case of Facebook Narcissism.

Facebook Narcissism by ima knock yo teef out June 7, 2010

Facebook Ninja

Someone skilled in the art of shadow netting; Appearing in facebook messages or pictures without owning an account. A Facebook Ninja can never be "tagged" and never appears on a wall. Therefore, they are one with the shadows of the internet and are needless of an account.

"Drew should just get an account already so I can write on his wall!" "He doesn't need to, he is a facebook ninja..."

Facebook Ninja by Drewanium February 22, 2008