Facebating

Masturbating to pictures of Facebook friends.

I was Facebating all last night.

by derpmapp October 15, 2011

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Facebaking

Smoking some devil lettuce and then harassing your friends on facebook by making HILARIOUS comments on their pages, pictures, and conversations.

You could try FaceBaking Roony by posting to his wall. "Yo Roony why ya such a snail chomper?" or "Damn dog why you such a salty whore?!"

by CaptainBruno April 26, 2010

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The act of posting on an acquaintance's wall after seeing them go idle in your friend list in order to bait them into getting back online. Usually targeted at women with whom the FaceBaiter is only loosely acquainted with the ultimate goal of starting a chat conversation without the appearance of trying.

Person: You talk to that girl from the party last weekend?

FaceBaiter: I was just about to but then she went offline. That bitch is never on!

Person: Dude, try FaceBaiting her. Tag her in a picture then you can mack all over that bitch when she gets back on. Get some!

by the zuckerbeast March 15, 2011

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Facebacking

The act of getting on to your wive's, husband's, boyfriend's, girlfriend's or pal's Facebook profile, (whether you have one yourself or not) to post something, for communication or just plain impishness.

"Hey there all, Joe here using Elaine's page! I'm Facebacking!"

by RBRaleigh November 24, 2009

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FaceBangin'

When one's Facebook status has the clear intentions of getting young girls drunk and pregnant without them knowing that was the plan all along.

Jamaal's status had "FaceBangin'"written all over it

by geechas May 23, 2011

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FaceBaiting

FaceBaiting - where you constantly invite a person to be a friend on FaceBook when you KNOW their circumstance demands they can't accept...

I knew he was gay and in the closet and accepting my friend request would tip off his overly inquisitive and (rightfully so) insecure-about-his-sexuality girlfriend, but I kept FaceBaiting him anyway figuring when he'd finally accepted who he was, he'd simultaneously accept me as a "friend"

by ApplePicker July 6, 2009

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