tea bag nose fuck

dip your balls into an opened mouth partner and sit on their face so there nose goes into your ass

chad:hay ben lets tea bag nose fuck.
ben:ok i want to have your balls in my mouth
chad:omg push your nose deeper into my ass ben!
ben:but it wont go in aney further.
chad:shut the fuck up!yeah lick my balls ben!yea u like the tea bag nose fuck

tea bag nose fuck by bendover holland September 28, 2009

rat bag of fuck 

adj.
a greeting to any one really

"hey whats up you rat bag of fuck"

rat bag of fuck by Lone DFA local S.L.C January 24, 2004

Rat bag of fuck 

Noun. See also "n. fuck"
A deeply intence fucker or fuck with redeeming chacteristics of a rat.

The president is a rat bag of fuck.

Rat bag of fuck by Sullen January 25, 2004

Fuck up a bag

To consume all of the contents of a full bag of illegal drugs in one sitting

Later bro, Imma head home to fuck up a bag in a minute

Fuck up a bag by Bonroid March 29, 2018

fuck ass tool bag

some dipshit who’s driving a tinted out beater trying to get low

zero ability to get low my grandma could drive better

typically driving a black volkswagen and doesn’t use his blinkers

JA “Yo look at bro in that beater”

AK “Yea he’s a fuck ass tool bag”

fuck ass tool bag by princessvodka July 11, 2026

smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN 

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smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN

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smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

bag of what the fuck

when you see a person of the opposite sex and they are so effed up looking all you can say is what the fuck and upon further inspection all you can repeatedly say is what the fuck.

your at the club and you see a person of the opposite sex checkin you out and you accidentally make eye contact. for that split second you made eye contact you realize how hideious that person looked. the moment instantly became so awkward and horrible you want to rip your eyes from your face and smash them on the floor. in your drunken state you dont realize that the person with whom you made unfortunate eye contact with is now right behind you trying to talk to you. and you turn around and are amazed at the atrocities that god had done to this human being and all you can say is what the fuck.... you say you got to go to the bathroom. when in fact you discreetly meet back up with your friends on the other side of the bar and tell you friends that you ran into a bag of what the fuck.

bag of what the fuck by screwbnoob April 4, 2007