fresno funnel cake

when a male clown does a reach around on another guy while simultaneously slipping a pinky with powdered sugar in his ass

The circus wasn't too bad because they were giving free Fresno funnel cakes to anyone that buried their head in a pile of elephant shit.

by Bracco October 20, 2008

Fresno Fruit Fetish

When a man pleases himself into a fresh fruit, filling it with ejaculation. Then serving it to a woman and watching her eat it.

Last night Richie introduced me to his Fresno Fruit Fetish. Best cantaloupe I've ever tasted.

by Hero_ofthenight May 9, 2018

fresno yawn

When you filet open someone's asshole while they are midorgasm and they release a warm, silent, pleasure induced fart out onto your face and/or eyes.

Bruh I was fuckimg Shinikia yesterday and right before she came I poped out and dropped down for the most glorious Fresno Yawn ever.

by Hypnoflo July 2, 2020

Fresno Christmas Wreath

The multicolored particulate that gets matted in your pubic hair when you fall asleep after unprotected anal sex without showering, thus festooning one’s penis as if it has been bequeathed a Holiday Wreath from California’s Inland Valley.

I plowed that Lot Lizard at the Flying J and woke up to the smell of burnt soup, her Fresno Christmas Wreath around my Dick…

by Heath Oyama bangs horses November 16, 2021

Fresno Stew

The mixture of pheromones, vaginal secretions, stomach acid and half-digested food that is found when a person vomits while eating out a woman.

He's a total freak, he's always trying to eat a Fresno Stew.
Good God, this Fresno Stew makes Santorum seem sanitary.
I can't let you go down on me, you're too drunk and I'm worried you'll make Fresno Stew.

by The Fiery Pen January 17, 2022

Fresno City college

Fresno city college is just a dump that calls itself a junior college. Most of the minorities there are gang members, sex offenders, rapists, and other stereotypes. The mexicans are stuck up and racists, the blacks are just stupid as hell, and the poor white trash will more likely rape you in the ladies bathroom. The asians there are mostly Hmong and Thai who treated the campus like they're still the Vietcom death camp. Takes most Mexicans seven or eight years to complete a 2 year degree

Maria: Oracle, hyde, I'm going to Fresno City college for my marketing degree
Ishsha: Girl, how long is it going to take you?
Maria: 6 years because I'm on the cal-works program
Ishsha: Me Too! You got some weed?

by Cherry Malabimba July 1, 2011

Fresno fartichoke

When getting a blow job the man chokes the woman until she can't breathe. The man farts then releases the choke hold so the woman must inhale the fart.

I was getting a blowjob when I gave my girl a Fresno fartichoke.

by Scuba Jim November 16, 2018