foon

A shorthand for the derogitory word, bafoon. Usually said when one wants to look cool.

1. *look at person who said/did something dumb* what a foon

by phaeton March 13, 2003

Foon dart

Hey crustaceans animalFrom the beaches of South back at Loma. that eats the parts of the dead seagulls

Look at that foon dart Feasting on the Dead Sea gulls

by Captain Obvious RP September 05, 2019

Kin-Foon

Has an extremely small penis but is still populair under fat underage asian girls.

Legend says a Kin-Foon is a big fat monster who eats asian girls for lunch.

by DavidMoyes August 05, 2014

stupid foon

fucking noob

Mike is such a stupid foon!

by Spuds/fubbe January 10, 2004

Hooba-Looba-Foon

1.Crazy person, kind of like a oompa loompah.
2.When you have really poofy hair and you can't control it.
3.slut

1.Dont do that! your acting like a hooba-looba-foon!
2. Good morning Stacy. OH MY! WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR HAIR! you look like a hooba-looba-foon!!!
3.Get off my dad you fuckin hooba-looba-foon!

by hump_my_dump June 26, 2007

Fds (Foon Dick Syndrome)

A spreading epedimeic for males ages 15-25. This tragic life altering FOON is caused by abstinence. The affects include but are not limited to the curvature of the male penis and shrinking of the male scrodum.

Can be prevented by: regular kinky monkey sex with dirty kinky sluts, eating out lots of pussies, and stimulating your shaft and anal canal simultaniously (@ the same time).

MOTO: get your groove on not your FOON on!

Racheal: "Let's have sex!"
Craig: "Yeee!"
Racheal: *pulls down craig's pants* "Eww is that shit a foon?!

Craig: "Yeah I have Fds (Foon Dick Syndrome)." *sad*
Racheal: "Lets fuck it back to normal!"

by yourslut February 11, 2011

Foon

Instead of a spork, it’s a foon. Sporks ain’t shit like what even is that

It’s a fork and a spoon mixed together to create “foon” much better than spork

by Better than sporks November 05, 2021