FMLA

Fucking-Mexican-Lazy-Ass

I don't feel like working today. I think my FMLA is acting up.

by redman81 October 28, 2013

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FMLAS

Fuck My Life And Shit
you have to say it by the letters like "OMG" or "LOL"
pronounced: ef em el ay es

remember to blend it together so it sounds smoth runnin goff the tongue like one word

"AHHHH fmlas...."

by Abbywoah August 26, 2008

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fmlay

Fuck My Life, And Yours - When you having a shit storm moment and it get amplified by dumbass people, questions, comments, or suggestions.

Office Guy: I got a meeting in five minutes and the printer says there’s a paper jam. I opened the tray but there’s no jam, FML.
Tech Guy: Well it sounds you’re having a case of the Mondays. Did you check to see if the printer is on?
Office Guy: I just told you the printer says it has a paper jam!
Tech Guy: Ok well I’ll send someone down tomorrow to take a look at it.
Office Guy: FMLAY!

by Vaslious November 23, 2017

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fatlawi

a fatlawi is a really confusing child. one day he'll love you and the next day he'll say its a joke. they are very flirty and talk about you to your friends. He cannot take his mind off the girl he truly loves and will do things to make her jealous in order to test her patience. If you're lucky enough for him to like you, he will show you all his love and affection and will get shy around you. His face will go bright pink ( even though he's black) whenever his friends tease him about the girl he likes. He will be sweet to you one day and then switch up the next. never go for fatlawis

fatlawi: YASSSSSS
fatlawi: BITCHASS

by jamie2144 September 1, 2019

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