Skip to main content
Fuck My Life, And Yours - When you having a shit storm moment and it get amplified by dumbass people, questions, comments, or suggestions.
Office Guy: I got a meeting in five minutes and the printer says there’s a paper jam. I opened the tray but there’s no jam, FML.
Tech Guy: Well it sounds you’re having a case of the Mondays. Did you check to see if the printer is on?
Office Guy: I just told you the printer says it has a paper jam!
Tech Guy: Ok well I’ll send someone down tomorrow to take a look at it.
Office Guy: FMLAY!
fmlay by Vaslious November 23, 2017
fmlay mug front
Get the fmlay mug.
See more merch
Your dick goes Threw a stage we’re it starts growing, growling and groaning, Also you have a sudden urge to moan.
“Oi mate you getting a bit flayoui” Yeh cunt fuck off
Flayoui by Dee yadish nuts March 12, 2021
Related Words
fmlay flays fmlymamb Flayra flayer flaya Flayed FMLA Filayyyy flaymo

Mind Flayer 

The Monster That Got Will That Day On The Field
The Mind Flayer Is After El and The Stranger Things Cast
Mind Flayer by StrangerThingsFan2330 September 22, 2019
From Richard Adam's book Watership Down - it's a word that's part of the rabbit language Lapine - it means any exceptional food to rabbits, such as lettuces, carrots, etc.
The rabbits brought back flayrah from the farmer's garden.
Flayrah by Delphyne Lilith June 21, 2011

Scrotal flaying 

WORST FORM OF CBT EVER!!!! Consists of the agonizing slicing and removal of the skin off your (or someone else’s) ballsack as if you are peeling an apple.
“I said I was up for some CBT but then she pulled out the knife and said she was gonna force me to endure scrotal flaying”

Filayyyy 

Filayyyy Is saying , Another word For a celebration used after a spectacular move

Filayyyy was Created From Jesse Jones in 2014 wanting to be different , it’s defined , fun , laugher , being unique and etc.
Ex. Captions to one of @filayyyy videos

*EXCUSE ME BEHIND THE BACK SPIN MOVE AINT NUN DOWN THERE CROSS SKIP THROUGH THAT LANE Filayyyy {Fi-lay-aeeee}
Filayyyy by Kloading December 13, 2017
An name or title gave to someone for the act of flaying.(Skinning)

Mostly in mid-evil times or video games.
1. Noob was slain by Flayer.
2. Noob was slain by Jim the Flayer.
Flayer by Demsac69 October 29, 2008