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Fuck My Life, And Yours - When you having a shit storm moment and it get amplified by dumbass people, questions, comments, or suggestions.
Office Guy: I got a meeting in five minutes and the printer says there’s a paper jam. I opened the tray but there’s no jam, FML.
Tech Guy: Well it sounds you’re having a case of the Mondays. Did you check to see if the printer is on?
Office Guy: I just told you the printer says it has a paper jam!
Tech Guy: Ok well I’ll send someone down tomorrow to take a look at it.
Office Guy: FMLAY!
fmlay by Vaslious November 23, 2017
Words you can keep
Your dick goes Threw a stage we’re it starts growing, growling and groaning, Also you have a sudden urge to moan.
“Oi mate you getting a bit flayoui” Yeh cunt fuck off
Flayoui by Dee yadish nuts March 12, 2021
Related Words
fmlay flays fmlymamb Flayra flayer flaya Flayed FMLA Filayyyy flaymo

Mind Flayer 

The Monster That Got Will That Day On The Field
The Mind Flayer Is After El and The Stranger Things Cast
Mind Flayer by StrangerThingsFan2330 September 22, 2019
From Richard Adam's book Watership Down - it's a word that's part of the rabbit language Lapine - it means any exceptional food to rabbits, such as lettuces, carrots, etc.
The rabbits brought back flayrah from the farmer's garden.
Flayrah by Delphyne Lilith June 21, 2011

Scrotal flaying 

WORST FORM OF CBT EVER!!!! Consists of the agonizing slicing and removal of the skin off your (or someone else’s) ballsack as if you are peeling an apple.
“I said I was up for some CBT but then she pulled out the knife and said she was gonna force me to endure scrotal flaying”

Filayyyy 

Filayyyy Is saying , Another word For a celebration used after a spectacular move

Filayyyy was Created From Jesse Jones in 2014 wanting to be different , it’s defined , fun , laugher , being unique and etc.
Ex. Captions to one of @filayyyy videos

*EXCUSE ME BEHIND THE BACK SPIN MOVE AINT NUN DOWN THERE CROSS SKIP THROUGH THAT LANE Filayyyy {Fi-lay-aeeee}
Filayyyy by Kloading December 13, 2017
An name or title gave to someone for the act of flaying.(Skinning)

Mostly in mid-evil times or video games.
1. Noob was slain by Flayer.
2. Noob was slain by Jim the Flayer.
Flayer by Demsac69 October 29, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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