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Fuck My Life, And Yours - When you having a shit storm moment and it get amplified by dumbass people, questions, comments, or suggestions.
Office Guy: I got a meeting in five minutes and the printer says there’s a paper jam. I opened the tray but there’s no jam, FML.
Tech Guy: Well it sounds you’re having a case of the Mondays. Did you check to see if the printer is on?
Office Guy: I just told you the printer says it has a paper jam!
Tech Guy: Ok well I’ll send someone down tomorrow to take a look at it.
Office Guy: FMLAY!
fmlay by Vaslious November 23, 2017
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Your dick goes Threw a stage we’re it starts growing, growling and groaning, Also you have a sudden urge to moan.
“Oi mate you getting a bit flayoui” Yeh cunt fuck off
Flayoui by Dee yadish nuts March 12, 2021
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Mind Flayer 

The Monster That Got Will That Day On The Field
The Mind Flayer Is After El and The Stranger Things Cast
Mind Flayer by StrangerThingsFan2330 September 22, 2019
From Richard Adam's book Watership Down - it's a word that's part of the rabbit language Lapine - it means any exceptional food to rabbits, such as lettuces, carrots, etc.
The rabbits brought back flayrah from the farmer's garden.
Flayrah by Delphyne Lilith June 21, 2011

Scrotal flaying 

WORST FORM OF CBT EVER!!!! Consists of the agonizing slicing and removal of the skin off your (or someone else’s) ballsack as if you are peeling an apple.
“I said I was up for some CBT but then she pulled out the knife and said she was gonna force me to endure scrotal flaying”

Filayyyy 

Filayyyy Is saying , Another word For a celebration used after a spectacular move

Filayyyy was Created From Jesse Jones in 2014 wanting to be different , it’s defined , fun , laugher , being unique and etc.
Ex. Captions to one of @filayyyy videos

*EXCUSE ME BEHIND THE BACK SPIN MOVE AINT NUN DOWN THERE CROSS SKIP THROUGH THAT LANE Filayyyy {Fi-lay-aeeee}
Filayyyy by Kloading December 13, 2017
An name or title gave to someone for the act of flaying.(Skinning)

Mostly in mid-evil times or video games.
1. Noob was slain by Flayer.
2. Noob was slain by Jim the Flayer.
Flayer by Demsac69 October 29, 2008
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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