FAILF

Acronym meaning Farm Animal I’d Like to Fuck.

Hey Cletus, didja see da way that der horse was lookin at me?, gull-dang id like to feed that FAILF MY carrot!

by Wang Indaho September 28, 2003

FILF

Father I'd like to Fuck

Neil: Oh look at this guy pushing the pram......

Jay: Yes I know he's a total FILF

by Shanwoy August 16, 2010

Filfy

Father I'd Like (to) F*ck - y (adj): A stay at home dad, or male homemaker, that is completely desirable or f*ckable.

filfier filfiest

"That guy driving the Forester with the baby seats is straight up filfy."
filfier filfiest

by stinkneckula December 15, 2010

FCILF

First Cousins I'd love to fuck. I mean come on, you probably started there before your first real girlfriend right!

Man, get aload of cousin Bobby-sue, she's fillin' out that blouse real nice these days.

by Chatmandu May 9, 2005

familf

Fat ass mother I'd like to fuck

Hey fat ass! did you know your moms a familf.

by Mofong January 26, 2003

fmlfih

fuck my life fuck it hard.

Dude fmlfih -.-

by DemonRiderFX March 11, 2010

Filfa

A really dumb person, who generally uses the word "filf".
A thick person who is usually a bogan, who does stupid things others wouldn't do.

Look at Carly, jumping off the roof, AGAIN. Omg, she is SUCH a Filfa!

by Cb-smith September 2, 2010